The best thing about woking is that is home to one of Britain's few Esienegger clothing outlets. In the Peacock centre, it sells fantastically groovy clothes at fantastically groovy prices. Have a look.

The worst thing about Woking is that it is impossible to get to. there are no direct routes into the town from anywhere in the country as far as i can tell. It is incredibly confusing.

The most 'middly' thing about Woking is that it has an easily accessible shopping centre (once you have found your way into the town) and a groovy pizza place in the Wolsely place centre.