COME ON DOWN AND MEET 'STUMPY' & 'LUMPY', FOLKS! (5 Reasons Why I Think I'm Strange)

Member Name: totalserenity

Product:	5 Reasons Why I Think I'm Strange
Date:	12/11/09 (77 review reads)
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Advantages: AHHH, IT'S GOOD TO TALK!

Disadvantages: YOU'LL THINK I'M EVEN STRANGER THAN YOU DID ALREADY, LOL!

I do love reading these type of reviews for light relief and after a quick chat with my best mate who reeled off at least 10 reasons why I am strange off the top of her head (cheeky mare!) her are my top 5:

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***1. I have a very set way of eating three dimensional chocolate and it done almost reverently...I drift off into another world and carefully dissect any type of confectionery bit by bit in a certain set pattern.

First comes the bottom section of the chocolate, then the left side then the right and then the last two. Next is the top or the 'roof' followed by the soft centre if it has one. A Mars Bar has to be eaten nougat first and then a huge splodge of messy toffee is left to devour.

I cannot change my methodology or the world may come to an end.

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***2. I will only get out of the left side of the bed.

Ever.

I am fanatical about this.

If I do not get out of only the left side the roof will cave in. Simple as.

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***3. I have a piercing every year to celebrate my single status since being divorced. I have run out of space in my ears now with five in each ear and one in my nose so have had to get more adventurous as time has gone on!

Piercings are very liberating for me, especially as my ex-hubby thinks they are common and detests every single one he has seen (he hasn't seen three, lol!)

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***4. I am incredibly OCD in every day life. EVERYTHING has to be spotlessly clean no matter what.

I shower twice a day and bathe as well. I say this is for my Osteoarthritis but I've always been fanatically clean so would still be as bad without a bad back.

Also I can't stand body hair anywhere but my head and even shave my toe hair off - Ohh and I'm not kidding! Body hair disgusts me but only my own, it's soooo weird! I shave EVERY day - arm pits, legs, toes, forearms, pretty much everywhere except my head.

Yep, my eyebrows get trimmed too!

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***5. The toe fetish shaving thing leads me nicely onto 'Stumpy' & 'Lumpy', folks!

Stumpy and Lumpy are my big toes minus their toe nails which I had removed surgically years ago due to murderously painful in-growing nails leaving only naked flesh which looks bare - so I paint them.

Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with it but it seems to gross everyone else around me out as they are quite grotesque in their appearance! Said best mate even bought me some false toe nails but I love the boys just the way they are...all kitted out in pink girlie gloss!

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So there you have it fellow Dooyoo'ers, my little foibles which I think are quite normal -but apparently are not!

How about you lot, anything to share, Hmmmm?! ;o) x x

Summary: "ERM"....TIME TO EMIGRATE ONE THINKS?!