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Advice on relationships |
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05/11/06 (108 review reads) |
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Advantages: Makes good relations!
Disadvantages: none....well unless it doesn't work for you!
"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years.
Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested.
After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, "What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?" The third man turned to the first two and said, "Well, just the other day I had her on her knees!"
The two men were dumbfounded. "Wow that's incredible! What happened next?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and grumbled, "Then she started screaming at me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!"
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment had passed, they both managed to fall asleep - the woman on the top bunk, and the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leaned over the edge of the bunk and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, Sir, but I am terribly cold and was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?"
The man looked up with a glint in his eye and said, "I've got a better idea... why don't we pretend we're married?" "Why not?!" giggled the woman. "Good," he replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, "I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."
ok ok ok ok.....sorry about the old jokes, but in my opinion this is what it is all about! Humour.... humour..... humour! That is why these jokes are made......we need to laugh at ourselves more, and laugh with each other! That, in my opinion, is what makes a good relationship, whether it be marriage. whatever, be able to laugh through it all.........I personally laugh about certain aspects of my life with my relationships, whether it be marriage, friendship, child and Mother relationship....whatever! You have to laugh yourselves through it sometimes! Laughter makes the relationship work in most cases! Let's all laugh!
It works for me! I hope it will work for you too!
Summary: Relationships are about fun!
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- 01/05/09 I agree if you can't laugh at yourself and you take everything too seriously your going to be bored and end up unhappy! :-D |
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- 05/11/06 You've certainly found a different angle! :-) |
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- 05/11/06 made me smile) |
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