satire on 9/11 it is not meant to belittle anyone (Attacks on America)

Member Name: susansnow

Product:	Attacks on America
Date:	13/07/02 (67 review reads)
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Advantages: humour, learning experience, peace someday

Disadvantages: opened eyes to religion

THANK YOU! OSAMA bin LADEN

Yes, we must send you flowers (maybe with an added touch of white powder) call it a token of our sympathy for you because you definitely have a sick twisted mind and ever so strange way of getting attention worldwide for your so called belief in Allah. America may be the “snakes head” but you my dear are the bowels. Actually snakes are lovely creatures so I take that back!

Thank you for having the world pull together and rally for peace and unite to put an end to terrorism.

Thank you for bringing much needed food and money to the people that are the poorest in the world. The television coverage of the destitute, starving human beings that lived under your great rule, tortured and deprived of everyday frivolities such as food and clean drinking water! Oh yes, and schooling.

Thank you for putting patience, kindness and love; not to mention unselfish generosity and unending passion back into the hearts of so many people that were satisfied to walk by a stranger and to not hold out a hand or give a kind word.

Thank you for making the Americans really look out for that junk mail! I know if I should receive an envelope or package from an unknown source I can put it in a plastic bag and send it to my Government. Or should I send it back to you and your little nasty vermin living in the bowels of the devil, safe and clean from your defiling acts upon the rest of the world?

Thank you for making myself and I’m sure many others, aware of the many different beliefs and religions of the people on earth. We all worship our God in the way we want and for the most part it’s one and the same. Whether we’re Jewish, Catholic, Protestant, Islamic, Native American, Hindu, Taoist, Muslim…well, you get the picture…we don’t hurt each other for the sake of our beliefs. We’re like a hodgepodge of colored jellybeans all in one big jar! Maybe you should t
ry it.

Thank you for making our children want to become heroes like the firemen, policemen and all the nurses, doctors, teachers, mothers, fathers and lost souls of the September 11 disaster instead of aliens, monsters, gunmen and generally evil guys of the world. (Like you.) Perhaps the politically correct parents that forbid their children to even fire a water pistol had the right idea. It saddens me to see children of your regime as young as six getting joy out of killing fellow people instead of filling their precious minds with knowledge and laughing at silly children jokes instead of laughing at writhing fallen children of a different sect.

Thank you for making me proud to be a woman of this society that allows me to go to school and do something with my mind instead of hiding in the house because a fool such as yourself forbids it! I can even put on makeup and go outside! You made me look at how the women of your rule are so deprived and treated like the dirt under your nails. They are human beings with feelings, pride and intelligence. Perhaps you are afraid one might become educated and throw you out on your ear. Maybe she’ll show you how to get your country economically stable with productiveness instead of violence. What do you think?


Well, that all said, all the lives lost for your selfishness and all the lives that will be lost because of you we are still a strong, united world out here. The people of these nations will never be the same, but we will not give in to your terrorist actions. We will befriend people of a different cultural background, we will continue to travel, we will continue to trust each other, open our mail and in general be something you can never be again and that is to be FREE.

Thank you.
© Susan snow

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Author's Comments on "THANK YOU! OSAMA bin LADEN"
something I had to say and
please I hope it doesn't offend anyone....i have a strange sense of humor

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