And I thought leeks were bad (Cabbage Soup Diet)

Member Name: dave27

Product:	Cabbage Soup Diet
Date:	14/06/01 (359 review reads)
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Advantages: Will make you thin as a rake

Disadvantages: Will make you smell like a hake

Having brought to light my morbid fear of leeks last night on the Doos, I was just flicking through the latest ops this evening when I came across one written on, of all things, a cabbage soup diet - how could I resist.....

Now, as diets go, the cabbage soup thingy must be one of the most effective - after all, if all you have to eat is cabbage soup, well, you're going to eat nothing aren't you, because if there is one thing in all the world which I dislike more than leeks, it's ye humble cabbage, verily the most stinktastic food in the world.

To know, know, know it, is to hate, despise, detest it, and I do, and I do, and I do.

Eating cabbage is bad enough (well, actually it's gut wrenchingly awful, please see my op on leeks for the graphic truth, which I cannot repeat again for fear of the effects upon my health), but the very thought of the smell wafting breezily through the house, killing all life upon which it descends, as you brew up your despicable broth, fair sets my teeth on edge (what the hell does that mean? Do you mean makes my skin crawl - Mrs D. Sod off, Jaxie - dave27) I can think of nothing more likely to bring yesterday's dinner a kicking and a screaming up to visit the blue goldfish (Que! Listen to early Jasper Carrott...)

OK, my mind has settled upon the humble cabbage for long enough now - suffice to say that cabbage soup stinks and so will you if you go on the diet...

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