Fast Food, The truth!!!!!!!!! (Conspiracy Theories)

Member Name: mmintfresh

Product:	Conspiracy Theories
Date:	22/04/02 (126 review reads)
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Advantages: The truth is out

Disadvantages: It's not pretty

Fast Food comapnies, we all know them, McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, Subway, Rocko's Pizza and many many more. Some people may say that they are a great conception of the 20th century that take conviniance to the next level but others don't, because like me they know the brutal and shocking truth of these degraders of modern society.

McDonalds
McDonalds, probably the most famous of the fast food world. The control every highstreet in the world with their burgers and oh so salty chips they are also very popular. However it is just burgers made from cardboard and wafer thin chips, so why is it so popular???? There is one five letter word that explains it simply and that word is DRUGS! McDonalds is the biggest drug underworld in the world. The evidence is certainly damning. Firstly the name, McDonalds, named after the farmer Old McDonald who, we all know had a farm with sheep pigs and other such things and also a vast, vast collection of cannibis plants. Next to the weird shaped M of the aforemetioned name, but look closer and you will see that if you turn it, it looks like an 'E' shorthand for Ecstasy. Ronald McDonald is another suspicious character with his painted face and bags of energy, put is it possible to have such a goofy smile 24/7 no because it is drug induced, and lets face it, who would dress like that unless they were high. Also the food is so moreish and popular because innocent customers are addicted to it because of the cocktail of illegal substances contained inside. Other things are the vast assortment of straws and the term 'Happy Meal'

Other examples of this horrible side of fast food is Burger King, who are trying to bring down the monarchy. KFC which doesn't stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken but Kentucky Fried CHILDREN, Subway, well lets just not mention what goes on in a subway station and Rocko's who stone useless employees to death with Rocks!
There you have it the ugly truth!

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