An Ode to DooYoo (dooyoo Addiction)

Name: lamorna

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Product:	dooyoo Addiction
Date:	17/09/00 (62 review reads)
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Advantages: keeps me out of the pub....

Disadvantages: keeps me out of the pub....

I never thought I'd get the knack,
The talent or the bottle,
To write just like some old 'News Hack'
But here I am, full throttle!

Opinions, thoughts, a new review,
Check here before I buy,
And spend my dosh on something new.
Won't buy a dud now, will I?

DooYoo. dot. co. dot. uk
Has changed the way I think.
Here's all I ever need to know,
From Rolls Royce to a kitchen sink!

So much to read, so much to write,
Hours spent surfing in my loft,
I'm up here nearly half the night,
My backside's getting soft!

The DooYoo club can solve the prob,
Of my computer spreading bum,
I click on Lifestyle, Health and Diet,
Where I'll find a cyberchum,

Who's done that sparkling diet review,
Saying how to lose that weight,
And then I'll be that perfect ten,
Or in my dreams, that perfect eight!

At first I joined just for the cash,
Seemed too good to be true,
My addiction's spread just like a rash,
DooYoo-DooYoo-I need you!

Reading gives an equal kick,
To seeing my words on screen.
Some opinions are so very slick,
I come over feeling green!

Cheers from a Cyber DooYoo fan,
Thanks for giving us the scope,
To hone our basic writing skills,
Long may you reign.....I hope!

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