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dooyoo Addiction |
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18/11/00 (69 review reads) |
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1. You make Dooyoo your homepage. 2. When shopping you buy products you've never bought before just so you can try them and write an opinion on Dooyoo. 3. During converations you start mentally rating friends opinions as Very Useful, Not Useful etc. 4. You dream about Dooyoo. 5. After three hours on the internet Dooyoo is the only page you've looked at. 6. You start using phrases like 'I'll just read/rate one more then I'll go to bed'. 7. When not on Dooyoo you're talking about Dooyoo on one of the many Dooyoo clubs/messageboards. 8. You can no longer write 'do' or 'you' without spelling them 'doo' and 'yoo'. 9. You realise that even if Dooyoo stopped paying and actually started charging you to write opinions you wouldn't stop. 10. You've bought the T-shirt. These are just some of the signs of Dooyoo addiction, there are probably more. If you are displaying one or more of the above symptoms you are probably a Dooyoo addict. I was moved to warn others of the signs of Dooyoo addiction after dreaming that Dooyoo existed as a large building where you could walk in and out of rooms which are separated into catagories and discuss your opinions with real people. My name is Sarah and I am a Dooyoo Addict.
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- 08/05/01 Great op. |
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- 15/04/01 Oh dear... I'm guilty of using number 6 quite a lot... Great op:) |
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- 24/12/00 Oh my god! The symptomatology! It's like you've read me like a book!
I think I need help. Help me! HELP ME!!! |
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