Tragic Trevor – A Poetic Tribute (dooyoo Addiction)

Member Name: fruitcake

Product:	dooyoo Addiction
Date:	20/08/00 (219 review reads)
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Advantages: There’s no better way to cure your blues, than being paid to air your views

Disadvantages: I’m no poet – and don’t we know it!

This is the tale of tragic Trevor,
Who’ll be remembered forever and ever.

He was obsessive, some would say,
He had to dooyoo night and day.

His wife would tempt him with talk of bed
But all she saw was the back of his head.

Football, beer, whatever she’d mention,
Nothing would get our Trevor’s attention.

Then one dark and windy night,
Something caught the house alight.

“You must get out,” his missus cried,
“Sit there much longer, and you’ll be fried!”

But Trevor was just too engrossed,
To care that he would soon be toast.

“It’s getting warm in here,” he said,
“Open a window, and go to bed".

“Well, don’t let go of your precious mouse!”
She replied as she fled the house.

And so while trusting another friend,
Our hero met an untimely end.

But his wife is tough; it takes more to break her.
She’s writing an opinion – of the undertaker!

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