Drunken Experiences

Its (as this is being written) 03:21 Monday 10th august 2009 and best of all I've drank far too much to try and write a review..so lets do a discussion piece. Again I'll blow my own trumpet, I'm a good writer (if anyone reading this can honestly say I'm not, I'll be genuinely shocked), I have confidence in my writing. I suck at my job, I'm overweight, I look less than desirable, I cant dance dance or sing and I have no confidence but I believe in my own writing skills, their decent if not good. If I review something I either use honesty or humour as the basis for the piece, I never let political aspirations take a hold of them I write from the heart...with a little bit ...  Read the complete review

At some point in their lives most people have at least one drunken experience. Some learn from it and never get that drunk again or may never even drink again. Or others swear they will never do that again however do... and on more than one occasion. As you can probably guess I'm in the latter category. I have gone through university and came out with a first class degree and enjoyed every minute of the uni experience. I struck the balance between studying really hard but also partying hard, whilst living away from home, (I bought my house at the end of the second year). Between the ages of 18-21 whilst at uni I got drunk but don't think I ever got in a ...  Read the complete review

I don't drink very often, but when I do, I tend to OVER drink. There's a few drunken experiences which I'd like to share, for entertainment. The first one which I can think of, was when I was 15. It was St. Patricks day, and although none of us were Irish, myself and 3 friends decided to celebrate at a friends house. It was a lot of fun, from what I remember, but I suppose I don't remember that much at all! Being St. Patricks day we thought Guiness was a must have, and so we decided to start with that. I'd never had it before and thought it was horrible at a first sip, so I decided to mix it with some Smirnoff Ice which was lying around... resulting ...  Read the complete review

I thought that it would be a good idea to write this review here right now whilst being under the influence myself to shed some light on the drunken experience of writing a review, so far i have had to go back and correct myself at least ten times now and i have barely started my rant. tonight i have been drinking tennents lager and carling lager both of which are particular favourites of mines although saying that if you ever meet me in a pub then mines a guinness because i'm sorry but you can't beat a pint of the black stuff. now, back to the review, this one so far hasn't been the easiest review i've ever written however i believe that it is a ...  Read the complete review

Well my last drunken experience was not so long ago. it was my friend's son's birthday and my family went up to her house. she had a huge bouncy castle slide thingy in her garden. We had fish and chip supper and then we started the drinking of the wine!!! We drank quite fast!!! We took it in turns to try and climb the blowen up stairway to the top of the castle slide! And we tumble down, I actually did a fab rolly pollydown the slide. One of my friends older daughters friends had his phone on and they all laughed and said that i would be a star on utude the next day! Don't know if i was or not. The karokee machine came out and my friend and i sang duos together. Put it ...  Read the complete review