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18/06/08 (99 review reads) |
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Advantages: No one knows me better than me
Disadvantages: I could be fibbing
1. How long, on average, does it take you to get rid of someone trying to sell you something over the phone?
As long as it takes to say "No thank you."
2. What is the most expensive object you have ever broken on purpose? ('when angry' counts as 'on purpose' even if you regretted it soon afterwards)
I can't remember ever breaking anything valuable on purpose, though I have smashed glass bottles at the dump when I've dropped them in the recycling bin. That's quite satisfying. You can't see it, but you can hear it smashing.
3. If you buy something for 99p with a £1 coin, do you really want the 1p back?
Yes. If the seller wanted £1, they should charge that much.
4. What was the last thing you shouted while alone in a car?
I can't remember. Does singing at the top of your voice count as shouting?
5. What is your typical path through a supermarket?
I start by the entrance and work my way to the other end. Start with the newspapers, and finish with the wines.
6. Do you lick the underside of the foil top when eating a pot of yoghurt?
Yes.
7. How many greetings cards have you sent in the last 12 months?
Not as many as I should have. I also tend to send e-cards.
8. A criminal maniac invites you to "Pick a city for destruction, Mr. Bond." Which one do you choose?
Phew! My name isn't Mr. Bond, so I can duck this question.
9. Which font do you use most often?
Arial
10. If you had the choice between a petrol chainsaw or a bread knife, which would you use for felling a small tree with a 1" diameter trunk?
Neither, my garden loppers could handle that quite easily.
11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you that you know when to use a semicolon?
7.777777.......
12. What proportion of the CDs you own are in their original cases right now?
80%?
13. Favourite colour black or white?
Both, especially next to each other.
14. How accurate is the time on your watch?
99.8%
15. What are you wearing right now?
Jeans and a Tshirt
16. Have you ever written to, emailed or telephoned a newspaper, radio station, TV programme etc?
Yes, mostly to try and win the prizes on the Gadget Show.
17. Do you, in the most fundamental depths of your soul, give a crap about the extinction of the Red Cockaded Woodpecker?
I'd never heard of it before, but now that I've looked it up and seen how pretty it is, I do care.
18. What is the cheapest thing you've bought with a debit or credit card in the past month?
£23
19. Favourite books?
Whodunnits mostly
20. What is your most favourite meal?
Lamb Madras with Pilau Rice and Bombay Potatoes and Nan, and Popadum and Lime Pickle and Onion Salad. Now I'm feeling hungry.
Summary: I tried to be honest, but I did make up one or two numbers.
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