STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING - VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOU (General)

Member Name: funzo

Product:	General
Date:	12/11/08 (380 review reads)
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It was reading Micks (mcpip19)'s inspiring general review that prompted me to inflict yet more snippets of information about yours truly upon your goodselves.... so if there is any problems with this review please address all complaints to mcpip19 :)


Gender: Male ( I wish they put Sex instead of Gender just so I could crack the yes please line one more time)

Birthday: December 1974 inbetween Christmas and New Year - try and get anyone to celebrate when they are too broke, too tired and too away.... every birthday spent alone with a cheap cupcake and single candle.......(going for the sympathy vote in nominations)

Eye colour: Hyponotic and mesmerising Dark Brown

Hair colour: Thinning Brown

Height: 5 '8 on a clear day wind assisted.

Current job: Dolphin Trainer at Whipsnade Safari Park

Favourite... lucky legs 11/10 3.30 at Newmarket.

Food: Meat....no animal specific, but I love meat. roooarrr

Colour: Lilywhite - the colour of the world famous Tottenham Hotspur FC

Season: Probably Basil or Nutmeg ..... a noncondiment favourite season has to be summer.. Britain in summer is a truly great place. Cricket on the green, bank holiday funday monday's, shorter items of clothing and endless days spent on my boat....bliss.

Drink: Tia Maria and Lucozade with a splash of rohypnol

Chocolate bar: the eternal question that has plagued mankind.... its a tough well debated call. Either double deckers, lion bars or toffee crisps.........

Restaurant: are Bernie Inn's still around? anything with a low priced eat as much as you want policy.

Your...

Bedtime: sore subject...way too late. Crazy o'clock far too many times

Weaknesses: My achillies heel and saying no to everything and everyone.

Fears: dont like driving at heights on those windy mountain roads... bit of nightmare when on my driving holiday in the Alps earlier this year... other than that Im fearless

First Thought Waking Up: How did Dale Winton get here


This or That...

Orange or Apple juice: Freshly squeezed OJ all the way.

Dog or Cat: always grew up with both, but the dog is mans best friend and fetch balls and stuff.

Pepsi or Coke: Not reallya fizzy pop guy but if i was forced to choose i would go with Pepsi Max - Yegshemesh

Scary Movie or Funny Movies: Funny.... not a gore fan, cant even watch Holby City becuase of the gore. A good comedy has a good effect on me

Chocolate or Vanilla: Well if it was out of Hot Chocolate or Vanilla Ice that would be a tougher question..... Quick to the point, to the point no fakin, cookin Mc's like a pound of Bacon. - the genius that was Vanilla Ice.. anyway back to the question... Vanilla..chocolate too sweet

Black or White: If i say white that does not make me a racist ok. its just the colour of spurs

Truth or Dare: Dare.... the truth hurts.

Live Forever or Die Young: gonna go with the peoples poets Oasis on this and say live forever.

Mud or Dirt: again... i look to the other peoples poet Christina Aguilera on this and say Dirrty

Gold or Silver: Spandau Ballet hit the nail on the head with their 80's ode to the antidisetablishmentarianism movement amongst the proletariat in post industrial Britain.... Gold.

Have You Ever...

Drunk: Im my yoof... dont mind the occassional glass of mothers ruin

Smoked: Never really smoked ciggies

Taken drugs: Both the socially acceptable, taxable kind and the occassional Jazz fag...the ol' Jamacian woodbine. Now I'm clean and serene.(ish)

Broken the law: Many...thats what rules are for eh.....

Been arrested: yes, for sinking the Titanic and killing the archduke franz ferdinand


Shoplifted: when I was a little sh*tbag growing up in Borehamwood, it was de riguer to be a bit light fingered. Not proud and havent done since

Cut your own hair: Never...been going to Russell at Shampoo for 17 years, men and their hairdressers, easier and less scary changing a girlfriend than a hairdresser

Burnt stuff cause you were bored: In the words of Beavis and Butthead.. FireFireFire! loads of times... love a good fire me only the other week i was bored on the Cutty Sark and started a fire.,...


Danced in the rain: yes and naked ( blue pearl would be proud) Used to live in the desert of israel where rainfall was weirdly celebrated.

Had a long distance relationship: yes... doesnt work

Been stalked: Stalking is such a harsh term...i like to call it showing A LOT of affection....better to say im a person that shows a lot of affection than 'hi Im a stalker'. Anyway you can only show someone how much you love them by the number of restraining orders you have right?


Skinny Dipped: yes... although not since Ibiza 5 years ago when my night-time skinny dipping companion got stung by a jellyfish in a place that meant there was no further holiday romancing for Funzo the rest of that holiday.

Broken a bone: Double break on my ankle - never forget the sound....ouch.


Been in an Accident: According to my mother I was one..... but have been in car accidents.. not fun.

Been in Love: yes. lovely isnt it.

Kissed the opposite sex: A gentleman never tells...but seeing as I'm not a gentleman not only have i kissed a girl but I have had sex too..


Do You...

Shower Daily: yes....needed to wash away the sins and guilt..

Sing in the Shower: All the time.... lucky neighbours...like having X-factor next door but with more talent and no dying relative to tug at your heart strings on.

Sing Well: Like an angel.. seriously... Ive reduced people to tears with my singing... it must be so good the neighbourhood cats and dogs join in too.

Swear: not around children..generally save it up for football matches and unleash a barrage upon the hapless referee's. Not ideal but it works. No potty mouth for me

Believe in Yourself: Yes. But I also believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way. show them all the beauty they possess inside

Want to go to College: thought I'd finished with all the studying malarky at Uni...... but currently making career change so will be studying again all too soon. me a student again....... still pound a pint at the uni bars?

Want to Get Married: Yes....... eventually...not in any rush but theres an old romantic in my blackened heart and want the whole big day thing sometime...preferably when ASDA start doing weddings and bring the cost right down

Want to Have Kids: Hell Yeah.. gotta brainwash a future son into going to Spurs with me.

Get Along With Your Parents: Famously. Got a season ticket to spurs with my dad and we bought a boat together sometime ago. No jewish son is allowed not to get on with their mother...its a fact.

Get Along With Your Siblings: two younger sisters, and get on very well with them both. Weren't they lucky to have a moral beacon of a big brother like me?

Like Thunderstorms: Yes...is it me or is there something quite sexual about thunderstorms...maybe its just me and i shall seek help.

Play an Instrument: Only thing I play is the Fool (boom boom) no... not musically minded at all..was always made to play the triangle at school

Speak a Foreign Language: Apart from being fluent in the international language of love (cheesey huh) i do speak French and Hebrew.

Sleep with Stuffed Animals: Court case pending...turns out it wasnt stuffed.

Keep a Diary/Journal: I have got a work one but nothing like in the Dear Diary sense..


Can You...

Roll Your Tongue in a Circle: No..if I did i probably wouldnt be single

Both Ways: as above

Juggle: Just about..but I'm not about to run off to Barnums Big Top just yet

Do the Splits: I can eat banana ones but thats about it on the split front

Say the Alphabet Backwards: Isnt there a message from Satan if you do this

Write With Both Hands: No not at all... wish i could tho.


Random...

Is Your Window Open: Open...There is a lovely crisp fresh breeze going through the room.

What Colour is Your Toothbrush: Blue..its for boys.


Do You Believe In Love At First Sight: the Sicilians call it the thunderbolt of love and yes i do believe in love at first sight,..whilst walking around the Czech Republic I must have fallen in love 100 times a day..

Did You Have Long Hair as a Kid: Never and now its no longer possible... never experienced what a pony tail is like.

What Cell Phone Provider Do You Have: When choosing a provider I sought the advice of telecommunications experts De La Soul who told me that 3 was the magic number... so I went with Three.

Do You Know All The Words to the National Anthem: First verse only

Last Time You Swam in a Pool: In march... went on a bit of a health kick and went swimming, but the chemicals play havoc with my sensitive yet alluring puppy dog like eyes

If You Were a Crayon What Colour Would You Be: Id be a crayon of many many colours like Joseph had with his dream coat

Ever caught a Fish: Yes - From Pirahnas in the Amazon to St Peters Fish in the sea of Galilee I have caught fish.. Proper hunter gatherer me.

Can You Stick Your Fist In Your Mouth: No but if I could I would be making a handsome living in Morocco I imagine.

what a bizarre way to end a quiz..who thinks of these????

Summary: A veritibale feast of useless nonsense.