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03/02/09 (687 review reads) |
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Advantages: Shorter
Disadvantages: Not necessarily sweeter
Ok enough's enough, its finally time for me to shamelessly exploit the opportunity to ramble for the sole purposes of spreading my messages, of love, understanding, honour, truth and gabble. Yeah sure, there's a 100 questions already out there, but that would be just too easy - I'm changing every single one. My quiz my rules!
1. Which do you prefer - Shrewsbury or Bath? And why?
Definitely Bath - it houses the Jane Austen exhibition and tea rooms
2. What do you swear you'll do?
Tidy up the office, the washing ; just wait while I've finished typing this love....
3. What's the most bracing thing you ever done?
Skinny dipping Brighton beach - those pebbles get everywhere...
4. What is your favourite misquote?
If you go through life looking down you'll miss the sunshine - yeah but you'll never fall down a big hole
5. What was your favourite workday? And why?
Definitely last Monday- mmmm snow....
6. What was your favourite childhood ploy?
To switch on the waterworks when cornered
7. Do you have any spots?
Yes I have a fine collection of moles down my back, if you join the dots it spells H
8. Aviary or tweet?
Free the birds I say, tuppence a bag, a finger of food is just enough to give those birds a tweet
9. Bought or sold?
Definitely a bargain basement buy
10. What's your favourite drunk?
Happy and harmless
11. What's your favourite mood?
Playful
12. Who do you date the most?
My lovely missus
13. Do you have someone's brush? If so, who's?
Yes the mother-in-laws yard brush is still stuffed in our garage
14. What is your favourite muller?
Definitely raspberry and blackcurrant
15. When did you last fly a kite?
Holiday in North Devon, 10.31am June 25th 2007 prevailing South Westerly
16. What's your favourite ring to woo?
Has to be the single cluster diamond one when we got engaged.
17. Favourite Duvet, Programme, Duck?
Eiderdown for one and three,
Scunthorpe's final match at the old show ground for two
18. Who scores zero?
Kerry Katona
19. Favourite pong of all time?
Sizzling bacon, first thing in the morning
20. Have you ever had supermarket experience?
Yes I stacked shelves in Scunthorpe Co-op back in 1987
21. Favourite Hound?
Got to be Scooby Dooby doo
22. Favourite Shell?
Definitely Shell Fowler off Eastenders
23. Favourite place for tea?
Betty's of York, window seat
24. Happiest donut in your life?
Krispy Crème double chocolate cake - to celebrate the end of Lent
25. Widest monument in your life so far?
Must be the angel of the north
26. What is your dream cob?
A brown roll filled with warm bacon and brie
27. What would be your idea of a perfect fete?
Chuckle brothers doing the honours, outright victory in the welly toss
28. What's your favourite Juice Flavour?
Cranberry
29. Which February do you like the most?
February 2006, the month my son was born
30. Do you have any squid rings?
Birdseye frozen variety - second shelf down in the freezer
31. Have you ever been in a poor hotel? If so, why?
Due to inadequacies of our corporate booking system - B&B at Bisley national rifle range - sleepless night
32. Have you ever broken a phone?
Yes, several times, most recently dropped my Nokia 6120 down the loo
33. Do you believe in Bagels/Toast/lemons?
Certainly sounds like a healthy alternative to a full english
34. Are you supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
No
35. What colour thighs do you have?
Pale flesh milky tones, covered in dark hair folicles
36. What colour bear do you have?
Furry brown with a white belly
37. What region are you?
Currently East Midlands
38. If you could change 1 thing about Who, what would it be?
Bring back Christopher Eccleston
39. If you could change 1 thing about your personal IT, what would it be?
Reinstall Windows XP professional instead of Vista
40. What is your biggest ear?
Definitely the left one - slightly cabbaged towards the outer lobe
41. Do you have any baguettes? If so, what are they?
Tescos finest, delivered last Tuesday
42. Have you ever been in Hove?
Yes when we lived in Tunbridge Wells quite often visited Brighton and the surrounding region
43. What's the most important wing to you in the world?
KFC Boneless hot variety
44. What is your most measured pop session?
Typically Thursday nights is quiz night down our local but I take it handy cos there's still work on Friday
45. What's your hob?
Smeg stainless steel 4 gas burner
46. What's the best ring anyone has ever given you?
My 9 carat gold wedding ring of course!
47. What's the worst king anyone has ever made you do?
Working
48. Dream bar?
Erdinger on tap, Liv Tyler doing a double shift
49. Favourite Salivation?
Just prior to a fish supper
50. Where do you hang down?
Slightly to the left of centre, coincidentally the very question and answer I should have got from Tony Blair when he was in the main toilets at the same time as me at the opening of the National College of School Leadership, Nottingham back in October 2002, instead I just smiled knowingly.
Summary: Still dull, just that little bit dafter
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- 10/11/09 Proper questions, proper answers. This makes for a happier Britain. Fabulous. |
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- 28/10/09 Brilliant :) |
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- 12/07/09 Fantastic. But..... Brie and Bacon is just SO wrong! x |
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