taken literally. (General)

Member Name: nednod

Product:	General
Date:	29/06/04 (119 review reads)
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not really, you thought i was just going to do a 7000 word piece on absolutely nothing. but no, i have not the time to put all that in effort in. instead, i thought i'd just join the club and do one of these challenge thingys. now i know there is one member that dislikes these, a man i think, so bring on the not useful rating.


● do you believe in life after death?

nope. you sort of just disappear, into nothing. get deleted or whatnot. there is no place where you are punnished for all the naughty naughty things you have done on earth, you don't lay in your little coffin until the world ends or disappear into nirvana, you just, disappear. or so i say.

● should smoking be banned in public places?

nope. maybe in places where theres lots of people that don't like smoking, and some dirty little rebel comes and smokes, in the hope to annoy these non smokers greatly. this may cause a ruckus, and there is no need for that.

● Is capital punishment wrong?

there is no wrong, or right. see my little twist there. i am a genius. making a dilema, from a dilema. you can not judge whether it is wrong, for we don't know what happens when a person dies. they might go to the most wonderful place in the world, for the act of murder, or whatever unjust thing they have taken place in, and to think, we let them go there, earlier than they would be.

● Should cannabis be legalized?

its like paying to feel tired. so go for it. plus it helps some medical problems which is always a good thing. inless when you die you go to some great fantastic wonderful place that you love, and curing all these illnesses is actually just being really quite mean.


● Is beauty only skin deep?

just look at me, of course it is. any lady could put up with me, even if i acted really annoying, just to annoy them, because they would look at me and think, my lord, i am w
ith the most beautiful thing theres ever been. but in other cases, that is a bit of a silly question.


● Do animals have rights?

not at the moment. i could go and kick a little puppy right in the knee, and i bet nothing would happen to me. maybe if the question was, should animals have rights, then, well of course they should. just because we have guns and whatnot, does not mean we should be more dominant than wilderbeast, or giraffes. let them live with us, drive our cars, drink our coffee.

● Does Britain still need a monarchy?

no, just give the money to better things. its such a waste. and then everyone goes and makes a big fuss, when one of them dies or something, who cares. if my gran died, i bet millions of people wouldn't turn up and donate flowers, and elton john wouldn't rerelease a single, changing the lyrics slightly in order to suit my gran.


● Should fox hunting be banned in England and Wales?

no, it should just be changed. the fox, should just be put in an arena, with the fox hunter. then, they should have a ruckus. last one standing wins. just a good old fight, between two rivals. seems much more fair than chasing them round with lots of angry ravaging dogs.


● Should Britain join the Euro?

if Britain wants to join the Euro, then Britain should join the Euro. why don't you try asking Britain?


● Should all fire arms be banned for private use?

private use, such as, taking an old lady into your private home and shooting her in the arm? why don't they just destroy all weapons. in wars and whatnot, let the armies just go and have a nice big punch up. it'd make great tv, plus, it'd be much more fair. there wouldn't be all this modern technology malarchy.


● What is your opinion on legal prostitution?

i don't have one. i can't say i'd ever need to
get a prostitute being as beautiful and lovely as i am.


● Are we living in rip off Britain?

not really. so other countries maybe cheaper, but just go to matalan. or tescos. its just us, wanting to buy things because they have a little name printed on them, or have adverts on tv. its just really rather pathetic. just use your money correctly, and then your not ripped off so much.


● What is your opinion on pornography?

i'd rather watch a lovely episode of countdown. richard whitely, cracking a few jokes, nothing better. but if you want to indulge in it, be my guest.


● Is genetically modified food right?

as long as it tastes good, its all good. plus, its much cheaper, going back to the previous topic of is Britain a rip off, its just because so many people have such strong urges to be correct or whatnot. uck.

t'rah.

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