Christmas poem/song about club football in general (Football in General)

Name: coledsteel

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Product:	Football in General
Date:	13/02/05 (353 review reads)
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Advantages: Can be recycled for next Christmas, Can also be done to the tune of Jingle Bells, Amusing

Disadvantages: A bit late, just a bit, No offense, honest, A bit late, just a bit

A Christmas poem more or less about football in general

Just thought I'd submit a little something me and my younger brother came up with, I hope you'll enjoy it, especially if you are football savvy. It's more fun to express how we feel about premiership football in this way, so a rhyming review, for you;
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Match of the Day VS Reality
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Jingle Bells, Dabizas smells
Liverpool’s logo laid an egg
Referee Riley’s wronged Reading again
And Cisse’s broken his leg.

Dashing for the goal
In his golden boots
Christiano Ronaldo
Boldly but dumbly shoots,
He misses by 2 miles
Because Nicky Butt’s attacked him
Shay Given cheekily smiles
They might as well have sacked him

Oh! Jingle Bells, Dabizas smells
Liverpool’s logo laid an egg
Referee Riley’s wronged Reading again
And Cisse’s broken his leg.

A week or two ago
Chelsea topped the league
They haven’t budged since
And Arsenal’s future’s looking bleak,
Everton live on bought time
Southampton is a wreck
And Rooney’s won a look-a-like contest
For looking just like Shrek!

Oh! Jingle Bells, Dabizas smells
Liverpool’s logo laid an egg
Referee Riley’s wronged Reading again
And Cisse’s broken his leg.

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Thank s for reading :)

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