So you thought I was a nice girl eh? (General)

Member Name: missy0303

Product:	General
Date:	29/07/07 (147 review reads)
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Advantages: You get to know me a bit better...

Disadvantages: who knows what the truth is....

Well it's a Sunday afternoon and having one of those bored but can't be bothered doing anything remotely useful kinda days...so thought I'd take a leaf out of a few fellow dooyooers books and do one of these meaningless mindless surveys....if only for the sake of passing another half an hour lol.

So here goes and I do apologise in advance for anything which may offend. Feel free to skip and rate haha.

Q1. How long, on average, does it take you to get rid of someone trying to sell you something over the phone?

What do you mean get rid of them? I keep them talking long enough to give them my life long sob story of how I've no real friends and how I so long for the phone to ring so I can finally chat to someone REAL for a change....for some reason though they decide they have a wrong number and hang up not having sold me anything (sob sob)


Q2. What is the most expensive thing you have ever broken on purpose?

I once dropped a vase in a shop...in my defence the owner was a complete bitch....she used to look everyone under the age of 18 up and down like we were mini criminals (I was about 15 at the time) following everyone around her cheapo shop as if we were going to steal all the £1.99 pillows and trinkets. My mates dared me to go in and break something (I think the vase was about £3.99) So I did it in the name of a dare....the sad old witch glared at me and asked me to pay for it. Which I didn't of course, cos I had no money.
I feel so ashamed now...and if the shop was still open now I'd go in and apologise (Yea right lol)

Q3. If you buy something for 99p with a £1 coin, do you really want the 1p back?

Not so much want the 1p back, but as a matter of principal I take it...could you imagine if all of the customers they get through their checkouts every year just said keep the penny....the profits of a lot of shops would soar.........and do you think they give it back to us??? Do they heck!


Q4. What was the last thing you shouted while alone in a car?

Well strictly I've never been alone in a car as I don't drive...but I have shouted out the window as a passenger to passerbys. My friend and I find it hilarious to wave, toot horns or call out to random people in the street as we pass them; you can just see that look on their face as they smile and wave back at you followed by the look of total confusion! hehe how immature I can be at times!

Q5. What is your typical path through a supermarket?

I usually start at the electronics/non grocery items to spot any bargains, then make my way down each aisle in turn...to see if anything takes my fancy, when I have satisifed myself that there are no eligible bachelors there I make my way to the wine aisle and then the checkout..(with the cute guy) and then oot the door past the burly security guard :-)

Q6. Do you lick the underside of the foil top when eating a pot of yoghurt?

Hell yea! It's the best part of the yoghurt. Especially if it's M&S strawberry mmmmmm


Q7. How many greetings cards have you sent in the last 12 months?

Quite a few. I am quite good at remembering birthdays and things like that, although I am not so good at remembering addresses, so usually wait till I see the person and by that time it's usually late hehe

Q8. A criminal maniac invites you to "Pick a city for destruction, Mr. Bond." Which one do you choose?

Mr??? Ahem the last time I looked I was a Miss! And no you're not checking!

But if I had to destroy a city I would choose to have a huge conference of all the worlds notorious leaders, criminals, junkies etc...and destroy whatever city it was held in....therefore ensuring world peace at last :-)


Q9. Which font do you use most often?

I probably use Times New Roman the most when writing reviews (I think that's what this is?) But prefer to use Comic Sans MS as it looks so feminine and girlie, with all the little curves and loops, it's also one of the only fonts that uses a proper a instead of this one! Which I prefer when working with children.



Q10. If you had the choice between a petrol chainsaw or a bread knife, which would you use for felling a small tree with a 1" diameter trunk?

Crikey what kind of tree is only an inch thick? I could fell that with my teeth! Mwahahahaha

Q11. On a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you that you know when to use a semicolon?

Probably about 5-6; I don't have any fancy degrees in English but I have a reasonable grasp on grammar. I don't get hung up on it like some do, I am good at spelling but sometimes make grammatical errors...I'm more concerned with people not bothering with a spell checker programme to bother if they haven't added a colon, semi-colon, apostrophe etc. That just doesn't come high on my list of priorities I'm afraid.

Q12. What proportion of the CDs you own are in their original cases right now?

I'd say about 95%. There are a few scary cd's in my collection that are in different cases as I don't want people thinking I am some sort of saddo hehe

Q13. Favourite colour black or white?

Depends to be honest...depends on where I'm going, what I'm doing and who I'm with! Read into that what you will ;-)

Q14. How accurate is the time on your watch?

My watch is set by the time on my computer...so if it's wrong blame microsoft or GMT lol

Q15. What you wearing right now?

What a bunch of pervs you lot are! If I were a cheeky lass I'd be saying I'm wearing nothing or my white basque with matching thong and stockings....but I'm not a cheeky girl I'm a nice girl, so I'll tell you that I'm wearing a red strappy top with my cropped jeans and strappy sandals, some bugger on the news told me it was summer and I believed him! (Now that's cheeky)


Q16. Have you ever written to, emailed or telephoned a newspaper, radio station, TV programme etc? If so, what did you say?

Nope never ever ever in my life. Well not unless you count writing in to ask Jimmy Saville to let me sing with Donny Osmond (I couldn't think of another singer at the time and my mum suggested him) Thank god it never happened lol

Q17. Do you, in the most fundamental depths of your soul, give a crap about the extinction of the Red Cockaded Woodpecker?

Is that an alcoholic drink then? If so; Sob sob don't kill it!

Q18. What is the cheapest thing you've bought with a debit or credit card in the past month?

I've not got a debit or credit card...I use hard cash every time!

Q19. Favourite books?

Ones with pages and words. Although sometimes the picture ones are good too...especially when reading to children as they can get a bit bored of listening to a monotone voice reading The Da Vinci code sometimes.

Q20. What is your favourite meal?

One that is free/bought for me :-)

I especially love lasagne, and will break any diet to sample it!

Summary: you can make your mind up what to believe and what not to hehe