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Product:	General
Date:	24/05/08 (127 review reads)
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Advantages: Well it's all about me lol

Disadvantages: It's all about me lol

I'm so bored today I spent ages doing this lol Shows I have far too much time on me hands me thinks lol

1- FIRST NAME:

I'm Melanie-Jayne. No one's ever used the Jayne! Not even my Mother when angry. I'm not Mel. Never have been and never will be. Not cos I don't like it but cos my Mother never allowed it when I was growing up. I remember in days before mobile phones came about and friends would call me on our landline and ask to speak to Mel and my Mum would say Mel doesn't live here and hanging up on them! It's kind of stuck in my head! I don't know why I'm called Melanie-Jayne. My Dad wanted Abigail, my mum wanted Amanda (not Mandy!) and my Granny (Mum's Mum) wanted me to be called Claire. It could've been worse though my half sister (Dads Daughter from previous marriage got lumbered with Lorraine-Aintoinette cos my Dad thought it sounded regal and French!

2-PSEUDO(s):

I think this means nicknames. Well I'm known as Foxy by my best friend, Pink. We met on the internet several years ago and that was my user name. She introduces me as Foxy and so when I go stay with her (she doesn't live near me) I'm known as Foxy to her kids, partner, family and her staff (she runs a pub), otherwise I'm boring Melanie!

3-GIRL OR BOY:

I plead the third and say woman lol I hate being called girl at my age lol

4-TOWNS (place of birth and living town):

I was born in a lift in Walsgrave hospital in Coventry. My life has been up and down since boom boom lol I still live in Coventry and am back living with my Mum and soon to be Stepdad, David. I've lived in Central London, Pimlico (with an ex), North London, Mill Hill (with best friend Pink and her children) and in Wolverhampton with another ex for a short time. I love Coventry for all its bad points. It's my home.

5-SIZE:

Well in clothes I'm a size 10 mostly, sometimes an 8 in skirts. I'm a small/medium. I'm size 5 in most shoes.

6-AGE:

This is where I feel like lying but I won't! Im 33 and 34 on October 15th but I've decided I shall say I'm 32 and go in reverse till I'm eventually a foetus lol

7-COLOUR OF HAIR:

I'm a dark red which comes from my Mother's side and her Mum was ginger but luckily it tamed down by the time I got given it. I haven't see my natural hair colour in 15 years. At the moment I'm raven black (according to my box of hair colour), but before that I was platinum blonde. I love changing my hair colour but that's a bit difficult at moment as it's hard to ditch black on a whim, but I do love it and am quite happy for the moment.... lol

8-COLOUR OF THE EYES:

Pale watery blue. They're ok and I've got two of them lol

9-EMPLOYMENT/ CURRENT OCCUPATION:

I'm a qualified Nursery Nurse and Beauty Therapist. Not curently employed due to health problems

10- ASTROLOGICAL AND CHINESE SIGN:

I'm Libra and I'm a Tiger.

11-I LIKE/ I LOVE

I love my Mum

I love David (soon to be Stepdad)

I love my 14 year old goofy fat yorkshire terrier, Zach

I love Pink and her 3 kids very much

I love Sushi, Olives, sundried tomatoes oh heck I love food....

I love my creatures comforts

Long Lie In's

Even Longer Baths

Expensive Fragrances

Shopping

12-I DON'T LIKE:

Argumentive people. People who argue for the sake of it.

People who will argue the toss and not give up even when they know they are wrong.

Snide, fake people.

Liars, my Mum has a friend who is a compulsive liar I hate listening to her cos I just think she's wasting my time and I know shes lying whenever her mouth flaps about.

People who spit in the street.

Animal cruelty, the seal culling in Canada is one of the reasons I can't sleep at the moment after hearing all about it on radio and I feel sick.

Rules! I believe firmly they are there for breaking!

13- IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE, DEAD, ALIVE, KNOWN OR NOT KNOWN WHO WOULD THIS BE:

No one really. I'd like to meet my Dad again who died 8 years ago. My only hero, no one else compares to him.
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14-WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO, GENERALLY, DURING THE WEEKEND:

I like to spend it with my family. Saturday for me is usually a really lazy day and I usually de clutter my bedroom (I've spent the week trashing it after all) and I spend all my time in my pjs till say 4pm catching up on the soaps i've missed in the week and then I shower and put on clean pjs and my stepdad cooks at weekends (mums awful lol) and he does steak and all the trimmings and we sit and watch tv for a bit after.

Sundays I watch tv most of the day again watchin soaps and then I have dinner with folks, shower and watch Project Runway and then when everyones gone bed I sit and read News Of the World from cover to the cover. I love it and it's a real simple luxury. Things change though weekend to weekend. Some Saturdays I go clothes shopping and Sundays sometimes as a family we go to a pub in town where we know everyone. Occasionally I meet friends for drinks on Sunday afternoon and get back home midweek! I do occasionally go pubbing and clubbing and if I'm dating I like a meal and stuff out like that. My life is always subject to change!

15- THE TOWN/COUNTRY YOU WANT TO VISIT OR EVEN LIVE IN:

I've never been abroad! I don't even own a passport! I'm not really bothered about it to be honest but I'm sure one day I shall travel. I'd love to live in Devon, by the sea with a yummy man and a dog lol Thats an ambition but so far no yummy man and I can't decide even on the make and model of dog I like lol

16- THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM SCHOOL OR WORK:
Well I don't work but if I've been out all day the first thing I do is put he kettle on cos I'm ad
dicted to tea!

17-STYLE OF MUSIC OR RADIO THAT YOU PREFER:

I like most music along as it isn't too loud. I guess my favorite is chart stuff in general but my guilty secret is I adore musicals and Michael Ball is my top fav of all time.... yummy! I dream of seeing him live!

18-THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONG THAT EXIST FOR YOU:

No matter what by Boyzone. My Mum used to sing it to me and bought me the single when it was released cos there's a bit in it thats goes 'no matter what the ending my life began with you' and I used to sing it at my Mum so it's very special to me. The other is send in the clowns by Marti Webb as I chose it to be played at my dads funeral. He used to play guitar when I was a very little girl and I never knew the meaning of the song and believed it to be about two clowns. Course it isn't about that but I chose it as it reminded me of them days. Hearing it echo loudly in a church will stay with me forever.

19-THE SINGER OR BAND THAT YOU PREFER

Hard question I got so many favourites. I love Madonna, Michael Ball, Savage Garden, Def Leopard, Gwen Stefani, The Pussycat Dolls Sarah Brightman, Queen, Usher, Nelly Furtado, Black Sabbath.

20-THE REALITY TV SHOW THAT YOU PREFER:

I am an avid follower of Big Brother though not the American one lol I hate that but up there is Project Catwalk and The Apprentice and Girlicious. I do love reality tv for my sins and it's my preffered viewing.

21- THE ADVERTISING THAT YOU PREFER:

I love the one that is for Lynx with the girl wearing the red dress and then like a puff of talc hits her and shes wearing a red and white polka dot dress next minute, it makes me smile. The sexiest advert without a doubt is the one Usher is in at the moment that's advertising his new fragrance! Cor!

22-ARE YOU SINGLE:

I wasn't officially till this afternoon. I thought I got dumped yesterday but didn't realise so yes I'm single again but not to worry it was really nothing serious lol

23-IF NO ARE YOU HAPPY:

I'm happy to be single yes. I'm happy with someone if I meet someone decent sort of thing. I've had my share of heartache so I take things as they come nowadays and I don't get all strung out over dating. I have a lovely family and great mates. A man would be a nice addition but not some old git!

24- IF YES ARE YOU HAPPY:

Read above again lol

25-HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN AN UNHAPPY LOVE AFFAIR:

Yes. I met much older man a few years ago. Moved in with him in a Central London apartment and at first life was amazing. Soon turned out he was an alcoholic and he was an abuser. I cared so much for him. I tried to make excuses for his behaviour. I'd try and leave but felt I couldn't cope alone and missed him when we were apart. Eventually I left him for good when he tried to set fire to me. Even when I left he had me proffesionally followed and police were involved. It was a really scary time for me, my friends and family. He was a nutter.

Even though we've been split now over 3 years occasionally I get emails saying he wants me back but no chance! After that, more recently I met a guy and moved in too quick. He was in a lot of debt and had 3 kids and was still married. I took it all on face value but it soon turned out he was bi polar and not taking his meds. He had tried to kill his soon to be ex wife with a samarui sword and wrote off a street full of cars drunk and in a rage when he thought she was having an affair (she wasn't). It was all madness and in the end he went off his head and trashed our house and I called police and they gave me a police escort back from Wolverhampton to Coventry telling me to be more careful with my next choice of man oh and believe me I am!

26-HOW MANY HARLEQUIN'S COLLECTION (BOOKS) DO YOU HAVE:

I've never heard of these books!

27- HAVE YOU EVER READ "NOUS DEUX " (TO MAKE THE BOND WITH ENGLAND, NOUS DEUX IS A TABLOID!):

Hmmm?

28-THE MAGAZINE I NEVER MISS:

I love glossies! I read New, Star and More. Sometimes I don't know why I bother cos they're all virtually the same but I do enjoy them lol I've just signed up to get Vogue once a month for a change of reading material!

29-YOUR BOOK OF BEDSIDE:

I read alot but no books on the go at the moment.

30-THE NOVEL OF WHICH YOU WOULD HAVE LIKED TO BE THE AUTHOR:

None really, I'll write me own one day lol

31-YOUR SOCIETY GAME (OR CONSOLE) FAVOURITE:

Well I own a Playstation 2 and a Ds Lite. I play my DS more and I tend to like the sims games. I have them all and I own all the one's released for my ps2 as well.

32-THE DISH WHICH YOU PREFER:

Too hard a question! Depends where I'm eating! Chinese anything with noodles, Indian, fairly spicy, Pizza (Domino's) half spicy and half bbq chicken. I love my Mum's cooked dinners but right now I'd love my Stepdads Bq'd King Prawns lol

33-WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GO TO THE FAIR WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY:

Have a hot dog covered in onions and plenty of mustard and tomato sauce! Chips if I'm really starving!

34-DRINK PREFFERED:

Orange Reef or tea

35-COLOUR PREFFERED:

Purple at the moment but this is subject to change lol

36-FETISH NUMBER?

You want me phone number or something cheeky!? lol

37-THE QUOTATION WHICH YOU PREFER:

Everyone has the right to be stupid just don't abuse the privaledge.

38-FILM COUNTERPART, WHICH YOU PREFER:

Anything with Colin Firth or J lo in it lol.

39-CULT MOVIES:

Kill Bill 1,2,3, Shrek 1,2, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Heat.

40-PREFFERED SERIES:

Dinnerladies, Cutting It and Nip & Tuck, Desperate Housewives, The Thin Blue Line. I collect box sets of tv classics

41-YOU MORE BEAUTIFUL QUALITY: (what is the most beautiful feature on your body)

My shoulders. I have amazing shoulderblades which was what I always wanted and wanting them prompted me to lose alot of weight.

42-YOUR WORST DEFECT:

I don't really have any. I mean I'm just me and no one is perfect so there's nothing I hate about myself but small things I would change if I could lol

43-YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE:

Being alone. I don't mean for a few minutes lol I mean like losing the people I love and never having a husband and kids and one day being eaten by cats lol

44-THE WORST SHAME OF YOUR LIFE:

I have loads of these! Most recent one... happened a couple of weeks ago. I went out for a drink with a friend which turned into a right old knees up. Well.... I got home bladdered and felt a bit tired so I fell asleep on the sofa for a couple of hours. When I woke up I was still paraletic but remember thinking my dress felt a bit damp. I thought maybe I had got rained on or had been sweating and so I went off to bed. Next day my Mum was going barking mad, screaming at me! I had piddled me self..... All over the sofa! The shame! At 33 I'm like a teenager still!

45-THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING, SOMEONE MADE FOR YOU BY LOVE:

I don't think anyone has ever made me anything. Ah thats sad lol

46-THE THING OF WHICH YOU ARE PROUDEST:

Of getting myself in messes when I was young and niave but having the ability of getting myself out of them without having made a total mess of my life and learning from my mistakes.

At one time I was too scared to even go out of my front door alone and I had ocd that started when I was in an abusive relationship and on my own I delt with that. I'm proud that I'm incredibly strong and can deal with life. I'm also proud of losing 6 stone. Yes I developed and eating disorder afterwards but again I had to deal with that and ad therapy. I guess I'm proud I'm still alive lol

47-A FAIRY LENDS HIS MAGIC WAND TO YOU FOR A WISH: WHAT YOU MAKE:

To continue giving me strength and protect my family and friends, largely from themselves lol

48-FIRST THING YOU DO IN THE MORNING:

Have a cup of tea and pop 2 slices of bread in the toaster. I always wake up starving and love marmade (dark, thick cut) more than life!

49-WHAT YOU THINK WHEN YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SLEEP IN THE EVENING:

I think about the bloody noise from next doors boiler or what ever it is keeping me awake and how I can kill said neighbours till I drop off!

50-WHAT WOULD YOU BRING ON YOU ON A DESERT ISLAND (5 max):


Tweezers cos I can't stand the thought of bushy eyebrows.

A comb, Whats worse than having a swim with long hair and it being knotty and tangled?

A hair band.... as above I can't stand hair all wet round my shoulders!

A friend or bf!.... I don't mind my own company but not for days on end!

A razor I couldn't cope with hairy bits!

51-IF YOU HAD TO BUY A HANDBOOK OF SURVIVE, WHICH ONE WILL IT BE:

I haven't ever bought one and I wouldn't! I wouldn't admit to being a dummy!

52-IF YOUR BEDROOM WAS ON FIRE OR FLOODED WHAT WOULD YOU RESCUE FIRST:

My laptop without a doubt and I always have my mobile on charge at night and it's right by my door!

53-QUELLE PELUCHE PARTAGENT TON LIT:

Beg your pardon???

54-WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON THE WALL OF YOU CALENDAR:

I have 3 framed photographs and on them I hang all my jewellery sets. There is one of me, Mum and Stepdad 2 years ago taken on New Years Eve, one of me and Stepdad same year on Christmas Day and one of me and my dog Max we had to have put down which is the last photo taken of us both together. Then I have a framed picture of me and my Mum from years ago that she bought me that says 'a daughter and a friend... a blessing twice' and then a cocktail stick from hard rock cafe in the shape of a guitar from a big night out I had once and then another photograph of my Max in a bright pink heart photo frame. I also have like a credit card shape piece of card my friend bought me that says 'a friend like you is a friend forever'. and then on my light switch I have two stars that glow in the dark. I'm very sentimental and I tend to keep hold of keep sakes and stuff cos they make me smile!

55-PETS:

One dog Zach. 14, and ruined stupid! I see him as a beating heart cos he's so loving and he's a right old lap dog. He's as good as gold and if you raise your voice he hides behind the curtains in fear so we try really hard not to do it. He has a fabulous life with a long work a day and he knows when weekends are here cos my Stepdad is off work and he cooks so in the morning you can see our pooches excitement! He waits all day because he knows that he is gonna get whatever we have to eat for tea. My Stepdad only buys organic meat at the butchers and he asks for 3 large steaks and one for the wee man and he has the same of us and it gets cooked the same way. He only eats roast chicken and sometimes he eats better than us. He's never gone in kennels and he's included in holidays or no one would go.

He's always had a dicky tummy and he gets tummy ache loads. No real idea why and it has been looked into at the vets but we still none the wiser he just cant' eat liver and stuff which sadly is his favourite. My dog gives the best cuddles and he never answers back! He's adorable and everyone loves his goofy look and pot belly lol

56-DO YOU GET ON WITH YOUR PARENTS:

Absolutely. I adore my parents. I never did growing up and rebelled and then my Dad died when I was 25 after being ill in hospital for 9 months and then a few years later my Mum learnt alot of lessons in life after being married and contented for over 30 years. She started dating and going out into the world and saw why I was having problems and relationships weren't working out for me and stuff, before that (in a nice way) she was a bit ignorant about how life is for us singletons. I always adored my Dad. He was strong and kind and when he died it was major shock to me. I thought he'd always be there in my life.

Eventualy my Mum met David after dating some real turkeys. David is amazing. He can be a bit grumpy but he's just like a Dad to me. He looks after me, listens to me and we're the best of pals. Cos he doesn't have to love me and he does I respect and admire the man very much. He's a family man and gave us so much by coming into our lives and more importantly than anything he looks after and loves my Mum...and I'm spoilt rotten by him!

They have been together over 3 years now and will marry and I will be witness and I'll be so proud. He calls me his daughter and although I never call him Dad cos I've had mine and you only get one I think of him as my Dad totally. I don't know now how I'd manage without him.

57-WITH YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER:

Well I'm an only child between my Mum and Dad. I never knew I had a half sister until I was about 11. I was sat in my Nan's house with my two cousins, Rebecca and Mark and they were fighting. I said I'd love a sister and I wouldn't fight with her (the words of innocence eh lol) and Rebecca said well you do have a sister her name is Lorraine! So when I was going home in the car with Mum and Dad on the way home I was sat in the back and I said Mum do I have a sister? I thought the answer was going to be no of course not! She replied asked your Dad! So Dad simply said (still whilst driving) yes her name is Lorraine and I was married before. You can't imagine how shocking that was to me. I was well confused and didn't understand about divorce and all that at that tender age. It was explained that yes he was married for a couple of years and Lorraine was the outcome. He had total custody when her Mum ran off with another man and she came back, went to court and she got custody back.

Dad had access (over 40 years ago) and she made it very difficult for Dad to see his daughter and in the end my dad gave up, rightly or wrongly. From what I gather my Dad loved Lorraine and tried very hard to see her even witholding maintance and going to the cells for the night because he hadn't seen Lorraine in ages and wanted to. The access basically stopped when I arrived, due to Lorraine's Mum and my Dad couldn't fight anymore. So I never met her growing up until I was 15 and my Grandad died. On the night me Grandad died I was looking out the window and I told my mum a lady was coming up the path. Mum said brace ya self that's ya sister. I remember seeing her for the first time and really scrutinising her face looking for myself and we are nothing alike. The sad bit is that Lorraine and her 5 children were in contact with my Grandad for all them years and it was like a big secret and we never knew even though we were grandad's primary carer and we did his shopping and everything. It was a bit of a kick in the teeth cos my Dad wanted to know her it wasn't that he never did. When we went through Grandads belongings he even gave her away at her wedding and there was photo proof.

After Grandad died we got to know Lorraine and her children and her partner (not her husband). No I didn't like her. Sure there was a bit of jealousy and I didn't like my new family set up very much but we kept in contact until I was about 18 and so I'd matured and didn't like her attitude or anything about her. She was a user and had no respect for her Father and had been brainwashed by a bitter Mother. I went to see her when I was 18 to have a go at her and I said he may be your Father but he's my Dad and how dare you treat him the way you do?! My Mum and Dad bent backwards for that family and she'd arrange to come round and stuff and wouldnt and allsorts. I never saw her again and I don't ever want to. I don't know her. Too much water under the bridge and my Dad is dead now so the time has passed and I don't even know if she knows or cares he's no longer on the planet. She's a selfish human being and I don't deal with people like that even if sadly we share the same DNA. I'm ashamed of her!

58-WHICH IS THE CARTOON YOU USED TO LOVE:

South Park until it became mainstream.

59-AND NOW

None I'm not into cartoons at all and hate The Simpsons!

60-THE JOB YOU DREAMED OFF AS A CHILD:

I wanted to a Police Officer! I wasn't clever enough and my health wasn't great and then I went off the rails anyway lol

61-WHY IS THE LADY BIG FOR HER BELLY:

She eats too much? you tell me!

62-TELL US YOU BEAUTIFUL MEMORY OF YOUR CHILDHOOD:

My Grandma. She died when I was 9 but I remember her really well. My parents worked really hard when I was growing up and she took care of me alot. I loved her and my best memory is going to her flat and her letting me get all her pots and pans out and filling them with water and pretending to be a chef making a right mess and her never moaning at me lol

63- WERE YOU ALREADY SCANDALMONGER (SAYING EVIL THINGS BEHIND PEOPLE'S BACK)

Absolutely I can only think of doing it once on a mobile and sending it the person I was slagging off lol I don't do it now, I learnt a lesson and lost a friend!

64-YOU HAVE THE POSSIBILTY OF SAYING FOUR THING TO THE PERSON YOU HATE WHAT WOULD YOU SAY:

Well I was almost raped at 11 so I'd say I hope you rot in hell you bas....

65-THE INSULT WHICH YOU SAY MORE:

I don't but I can be patronising which is alot more annoying to someone. I went on a date a while ago with this bloke who tried to belittle the things I was saying and the best thing to say calmly is I'm not going to defend myself on this and open your arms, it drives argumentive people barmy believe me lol

66-THE WORD OF EXPRESSION WHICH TOO OFTEN RETURNS IN YOUR LANGUAGE:

People who say man alot it drives me mad!

67-DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH:

Absoloutely not I have trouble speaking English as it is lol

68-HAVE YOU ALREADY GONE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY?

No I havent I don't even have a passort!

69-A PLACE IN ENGLAND WHICH YOU DO PREFER:

I really like Devon, Cornwall, and Brighton. I also love London and miss the place loads particualary Camden!

70-YOU HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF MAKING THE FARM CELEBRITY, DO IT YOU? WHICH ACTIVITY WOULD YOU PREFER TO MAKE:

I think this means who would I send to work on a farm and it's be a few ex contestants from past Big Brother lol

71-IF ONE DAY YOU BECOME FAMOUS WHICH FIELD DO YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS IN:

I wouldn't like this at all I'd be horrified!

72-WHAT WOULD YOU MAKE IF YOU WINNED THE LOTTO:

My own house! I'd love to design and help build my own home to my own requirements and as I type this I know exactly as my house would look too lol The main feature is a huge bed, en suite bathroom with huge stand alone victorian bath in the centre of the room, balcony and lots of flowers hanging from it lol Of course a massive walk in wardrobe all for me and lots of big windows!

73-WHERE AND HOW DO YOU SEE YOU IN 2010:

Oh crickey I don't even know what I shall be doing tomorow! I don't know I don't make plans. I'm a fly by the seat of my pants type of gal me lol

74-ONE MAKES IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO USE A STARGATE, WHICH PLANET WOULD YOU VISIT FIRST:

I'd go to Venus and wave at all the men on Mars lol

75-THE EARTH IS DESTROYED. YOU HAVE TIME TO FLEE WERE WOULD YOU GO:

Probably Mars to make hay while the sun shines lol

76-THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED, YOU DO NOT HAVE TIME TO FLEE, WHICH IS THE LAST THING WHICH YOU MAKE:

A mess in my pants, what an odd flipping question!

77-HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU WANT:

Im 33! I don't know. I'd like kids but with the right man and it just don't happen! I always wanted 2 but time is against me I'd be happy with one but what ever happens, happens. If I'm not meant to be a Mother then I won't but I'm not hung up on it. Life has a way of working out and maybe I'm not meant to be a parent. I don't like to dwell on it too much you have to leave it in the hands of the gods and I have a decent life as it is!

78-HOW YOU CALL THEM: (what names will you give to your children)

Jessica Harriet for a girl and Warren Anthony for a boy.

79-WITH WHICH RESEMBLE YOU:

To able to laugh freely, have respect and time for other people but mainly to have my inner strength.

80-IF YOU CAN CHANGE A PART OF YOUR BODY WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOSE:

Breasts. Well you did ask! I was 40D at one time and lets just say I'm not now. Yes if I had the cash I'd love them done and that would really make me happy cos I do hate them and they make me feel self conscious.

81-IF YOU CHOSE TO DYE YOU HAIR WHICH COLOUR WOULD YOU CHOSE:

I#m the colour I wanted cos I dyed it! Raven black lol


82-IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE:

I will have one but don't know where as I don't want anything obtrusive that I can't cover up. I want my Dads death anniversary wrote on me nicely.

83- ARE YOU A BEGINNER, INTERMEDIATE OR EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO THE INTERNET:

Lol I'm intermediate the majority of the time but can be a dimwit!

84-WHAT IS THERE ON YOUR CARPET OF MOUSE:

I'm on a laptop. I have intergrated mouse.

85-WHICH IS YOUR BOTTOM OF SCREEN ON YOUR ORDI:

I don't get the question lol Ok I'm a beginner after all lol

86-WHAT CAN WE FIND UNDER YOUR BED (WITH SHARE THE BREEDING OF SHEEP):

I have a bed with drawers and one drawer is full of bedding and the other is odds and sods such as photos that need sorting out in to order and stuff, both very tidy unlike the rest of my bedroom!

87-HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU COME ON THE INTERNET? HOW MANY HOURS?

I do a review on Dooyoo most days which takes up about an hour or so to sort out then I go on my email and pop on and off Ebay and stuff and sometimes I go on msn as my real life friends are on there and stuff so time span depends but roughly 3 hours a day, give or take.

88-WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE BREEDINGS VIRTUAL ON THE INTERNET:

????

89-WHAT WAS YOUR RESOLUTION ON THE NEW YEAR:

To say what I think more. My Stepdad will be in a bad mood and take it out on me or Mum or both and I used to just leave it but he'll say stuff about my eating disorder and can be insulting about it and I'd think yeas but your fat at 19 stone and I'd be seething and let him away with it. Now I would say it if need be and I'm not a walk over now. I also decided to put more effort into doing things and going out more. I started staying in and realising that I'd lost a couple of years and done nothing at all with my life and it was no good for me.

90-DO YOU DO IT?

Well I already explained I do the first one and so I'm not so angry anymore and people watch how they insult me now! Yes to the second as well. I spend alot of time with friends and make loads more effort. I go out often, text call them and have forged better relationships in all ways.

91-THE BEST GIFT THAT SOMEBODY OFFERED TO YOU:

Don't think I've had one really. The best thing anyone did for me if a week of dating just out the blue he sent me a huge bouquet of red roses to say thanks for a wonderful week. It was so unexpected and possibly the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me...ever.

92-THE WORST GIFT THAT SOMEBODY OFFERED TO YOU!

A dead womans clothes lol

93-SOMEBODY OFFERS YOU A HOUSE! WOULD YOU CHOSE AN IGLOO, AN INDIAN TIPI, AN AFRICAN BOX, THE SAME HOUSE AS MY PARENTS, A FARM?

I'd stay where I am. Living with my parents!

94-KILOS TO BE TAKEN:

????

95-KILOS TO LOSE:

I'm not allowed to lose anymore weight I'm slightly underweight at the moment as it is and I'm watched by my eating disorder clinic and monitored.

96-THE BEST TEACHER I HAVE:

Mrs Timmons. No one else liked her. She was my first form tutor at my girls school and always treated me kindly.

97-THE WORST TEACHER YOU HAVE:

Mr Prichard. He stunk of coffee and was creepy at senior school lol

98-DEDICATION THIS QUESTIONNAIRE WITH SOMEBODY:

To myself lol

99-WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:

I'd be shocked if anyone read the whole thing cos I wouldn't, I've just realised what a dullard I am lol

100-YOU WILL ADVICE IT? WHICH MESSAGE WOULD YOU GIVE:

Some of these questions are so obscure lol

Summary: Meet me lol x