Everything you wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask (General)

Member Name: funzo

Product:	General
Date:	27/09/08 (292 review reads)
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Advantages: Reading this will change your life.....

Disadvantages: for the worse

Im currently bored, dogsitting for my parents and therefore feel the need to share my life with you ...... i know you will sleep better knowing these probing facts about me and i, for one, will sleep easier knowing that you know.......

Basic Info

Name: Ben

Age: 33

Sex: yes please, (couldnt resist -old ones are the best ones)

Height: Approx 5 foot 8 and a bit standing uphill wind assisted on a clear day

Hair Colour: a lovely shade of thinning brown!

Eye Colour: brown

Body Type: stocky, good broad shoulders with an element of cuddleyness

Religion: Jewish..either that or i was circumciszed out of spite
Ethnicity: As Above, although in a previous life i was
Cleopatra...probably

Orientation: yes, i can map read.

Status: mayor of Singletown...population me

Favourites

Colour: lilywhite - the colour of the world famous Tottenham Hotspur

Hair Style: short and receding

Soda: Pepsi Max. cant do full fat soda's

Store: Charity shops... i love to mooch in charity shops
Animal: Dogs -i love dogs.... had to go to court for loving dogs but for legal reasons i cant talk about that.

Movie: Zulu - i look forward to every bank holiday because I know its on tv somewhere

TV Show: Family Guy and This Life

Book: The Tao of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff - a life changing book for me...

Music: Portishead, Verve, Massive Attack, Manic Street Preachers and Wenga Boys

Song: Glory Box - portsihead, beck - loser, Its bitsy teeny weeny yellow dolka pot bikini - Timmy mallet

Band/Artist: One True Voice - they'll be back...

Website: well... the out of the ones that i can write here... it will have to be www.newsnow.co.uk - addicted to the spurs news page.

This or That~

Soda or Juice: Juice - why does everybody hate the juice???
Music or Internet: T'internet
Dogs or Cats: Dogs, they cook better and devine with a nice bottle of Liebfraumilch
My space or Bebo: neither.... is that what the kids are into these days...
Cell Phone or I pod: Phone
Curly Hair or Straight Hair: Just grateful for whats left....
Lap-Top or Computer: Laptop
Mountain Dew or Pepsi: Pepsi max but when studying in america really loved mountain dew...ahhhh the sugar rush.
Pen or Pencil: Pen...its mightier than the sword apparently
MP3 Player or I-pod?: neither..ive still got my sony cassette walkman
Phone or Internet: Both...its enlightened times
Single or Taken: single...wltm swf with gsoh, likes nights in, nights out :)
School or Work: school. work sucks!

Random

What do you do on your spare time: All the S's...surf (the net), Sail, Spurs and Socialise

What do you wish you had more time for: Spending my millions of pounds which i also wish for

What is your usual clothing style: best described as a 19th Century- Euro- Trash -Goth- Surfer-Biker-Gay-Dandy-Molly Sugden.... its a hard look to pull off

What's your usual hair style: short and grateful to be there

What are you wearing: a rather nifty pair of surf shorts and a dangermouse t shirt....you should see how young and hip i am!

Are you a virgin: I may be many things bvut a virgin i am not,

Are you related to anyone famous: My dad had a dog that was used for a pedigree chum advert in 1965. autographs available upon request

What Time is it: 17.06 GMT
What Day: saturday

there you go....Thank you for my indulgance, but arent you a better, and richer person for reading this?!?! . :)

Summary: relieving saturday boredom.