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Good and bad things to come from EnglandNewest Review: ... will spend £1500 quid on! G is for Great Yarmouth... Yarmouth represents the unique British seaside town. Unlike foreign resorts these places specifically cater for ambivalent weather-rows and rows of amusement arcades ready to suck in soggy holidaymakers, regiments of chip shops and tacky pubs clawing in every penny from the waddling Brits. There is something quite vulgar about these places when you get older and there are only so many Celtic tattoos and leggings you can tolerate-and that's just on the pensioners! In fact I'm quite looking forward to those rising sea levels on the coasts. Remind me to whack up the heating. H is for Hoo... more |
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by thedevilinme - written on 28/11/07 (Very useful, 88 readings)
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Well, I've taken one out of Scotland and Wales with one of these so why not England, my country. In my unique A-Z pungent style I will be as rude as possible when needed and also flattering when required about the country we call England. A is for Agro... There's a lot of it in England because all the rough boys drink and all the rough girls don't wear much on a Saturday night in January. The working class boys fight over that particular brand of working class girl, and then have babies together, and then it starts all over again, all this cheered on by students. B is for Boris Johnson The bumbling buffoon is, of course, ...


