David Healy

Is David Healy the future of NI - Advantages: Bravery, eye for goal, blistering pace - Disadvantages: lack of height, not enough first team oppertunities, missed his chance for the big time

He’s H-E-A-L-Y He’s H-E-A-L-Y He gets a ball and scores a goal He’s H-E-A-L-Y You know when you’ve got a team on the verge of the Premiership, your goal-scoring heroes become a little more pleasing on the eye. Gone are the gap-toothed and bald, (Andy Saville), the old farts (David Eyres), blokes with bad comb-overs and the greasy-haired Elvis wannabes (Tony Ellis). Eek I’ve just sworn. (He played for the tangerine scum, Blackpool as well y’know). Shaven-headed and bushy browed, he is so attractive that you can forgive disorganised bum fluff on his face as soon as he opens his mouth. He has the sexiest ...

I rate David Healy very highly and even though I am not a Manchester United fan I can’t believe that Alex Ferguson let him go, he has the potential to go all the way. On his debut for United he hit the post, he’s quick and really lively and will score goals. Although, he very rarely made it into the United first side he became a regular international for Northern Ireland and he’s scored 6 or so goals already. Some of his goals have been excellent and even though he’s so young he’s already shown that his got the talent and the maturity to match anyone. So, I was rather surprised when Alex Ferguson sold him to Preston North ...