after a day of being chased by wild ladies, i relax with a beautiful opinion. (Helpful Advice for New Members)

Member Name: nednod

Product:	Helpful Advice for New Members
Date:	15/02/04 (118 review reads)
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Advantages: i'm on here, der.

Disadvantages: your on here.

seen as hundreds of millions of people on this dear website have been requesting a new opinion, i thought i'd do one of these silly little things, something to do with MALU, whatever that is.

Q: when did you join dooyoo?
a while ago, my memory is not what it used to be.

Q: how did you discover dooyoo?
my elder brother, jethro, or, jeff2000 for anyone wanting to read plenty of ops about night clubs or have as much fun as a session of chewing on horse shoes, was on it one day, and asked me if i wanted to tell the world of my oh so important opinions.


Q: why did you join?

what else do i have to do? plus, sometimes i find some person that really dislikes me, and i get to call them silly immature names, such as, aardvark.

Q: what was your very first opinion on?

one on grand theft auto, what can i say, i was young, and oh so nervous. my hands were sweaty, and i messed up, i apoligise.

Q. did you find it easy to get the hang of dooyoo?

i did used to, but now, its like, where has everything gone. i came on here one day, and couldn't work out how to get to my profile, thus see how close to that oh so good 50 english pounds i am.

Q. Did you read other opinions before you posted your first one?

yes, one on the Olympic Hero Kurt Angle if my memory serves me correct, it was a good one, a crown it had received, ofcourse its not as good as all my superb wrestling opinions.

Q: Do you write no/some/many comments?

i never used to, but now i do. it lets me express myself, open up my heart and show the author's a piece of me.

Q: iews, do you read your friends' opinions no
matter what they're on/according to subject no matter who has written on it/preferably the
opinions of new writers?

well since my only "friend" is Murphee, and his last op was written in 2002, i think not, however i do tend to read
quite a few opinions from time to time. how bizarre it is, that so many people have added me to their friends list, when sometimes, they haven't even read any of my opinions.


Q: Do you write your opinions in one sitting?

it depends what its on, how long it is, how much effort i feel i want to put into it, usually about 146% is my ouput, but i wouldn't know what yours is. whats the point in doing something if you don't do your best? well there is quite a lot of point, if it gives you what you wanted back, theres no point in wasting a load of energy doing something, when you can just waste half of your energy, it saves it for eating chocolate mousses, and pleasing my millions of adoring ladies.

Q: How often do you post a new opinion?

when ever i feel inspired. it could be any time, after watching an episode of countdown, or when i get back from school, take off my shoes, and see how beautiful my feet are. i remember once i had just been thinking about mr. motivator, and his old prime time morning slot on GMTV, keep fit whilst in the comfort of your own home. he was brilliant, he was the only man that could ever pull off a leotard, and still look enormously funky, i can't imagine a more funkier person.

Q: Do you think you can improve your chances to get a crown if you suck up to a guide?

of course, i mean, if i said to a guide, if i give you this chocolate mousse, you give me a crown, i think they would go along with it, who wouldn't? plus, most guides love me anyway, i mean, have you seen my armpits?

Q: Are you a member of a forum or a chat room?

yes, www.mtv2europe.com its not very exciting, makes your computer go enormously slow, but i do enjoy reading these silly little peoples comments. oh, and i used to be a member of tooyoo, but was banished, after using too many smily faces, i was just trying to bring a bit of fun into all of your miserable lifes.

Q:
Does it get to you when members praise or condemn you?

in some ways, i mean, once a person rated my opinion not useful, (my only not useful ever if i may say so myself), just because they didn't like what i was writing about, or some other tosh like that, so i went and showed them what a really mean nednod was like, but they had already left, so i couldn't do much, apart from go and take a really nice poo.

Q: What did you do in your spare time before you joined dooyoo?

i used to, at one time, collect premiership football stickers, however, i never bought any, for i had no money, i just went round a rich friends of mine, and betted with him, i would always win, thus i got a pretty good collection of players, i even got a shiny alan shearer if i remember rightly, what a day that was. i was also a barry white look a like for a short while, on special occasions i would sing to wild ladies in the street, but i gave that up after a bad incident with a pair of pants i was wearing.

Q: What do you wish for the future?

i wish i become enormously rich, and move to a huge house. this house will have a built in jungle, housing my family of orangutans, a train to drive me round the house which will be driven by a large polar bear. jim jams oliver will be the chef in my kitchen, making an enormous amount of ham and salad cream rolls. i will also have a tucan, that lives on my shoulder, and sometimes flies around. i will have a beautiful lady, who isn't afraid of my manly arse beard, and i will have quite a few fridges full of chocolate mousses.

t'rah.

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