Tim Henman

We all had very high hopes of Tim at Melbourne 2 weeks ago. He started very well oping with the weather and looked as if he had the ability and potential to go very far. All the top seeds were falling and this also lead the way to make it an easy path to a grand slam final for our Tim. In his 1st round match he beat Jim John of Korea 6-0 6-0 but they didn't make them play the 3rd set because Jim John is shit. His 2nd round match against Jimmy MacDougall didn't even get underway because Jimmy snapped all 3 of his nobs in the warm up and had to retire. This set up a cock sucking encounter between Tim and made beileve Briton Greg ...

Finally Tim Arthur Henman has completed his £26 million move from GIllingham to Doncaster who find themselves £26 million in debt and they now HSBC (a bank) £26 million. THere chairman Nobby Nob - Nob is completley delighted with Tim's signing. He is an awesome cuer who can hit a ball hard which means we get 3 points for his long range potting ability. Tim is one of the best conversion kickers in the game and his 147 proved this, although his backhand twisty loo is coming along well and coach David Templegate is happy about this, he said "I'm happy about this" ...

Little known to many people, Tim Henmans actual name is Timothy. He plays a game called Tennis where you hit a ball and score points. I think its stupid because you get 15 points at the first one and then 30 and then 40. why dont they just do 1, 2 and 3 i dont know. Timothy was born in the town of Redbridge, and his dad John was a sheep farmer. They saved up enough money to send Timmy to school and there he learnt how to play the sport commonly known as Tennis. He is better than that other bloke called Greg Rusedski because the other bloke thinks he is British. Somebody should tell him that he is canadian. Henmans sister Doreen is an expert angler, and ...