Tim Henman

We all had very high hopes of Tim at Melbourne 2 weeks ago. He started very well oping with the weather and looked as if he had the ability and potential to go very far. All the top seeds were falling and this also lead the way to make it an easy path to a grand slam final for our Tim. In his 1st round match he beat Jim John of Korea 6-0 6-0 but they didn't make them play the 3rd set because Jim John is shit. His 2nd round match against Jimmy MacDougall didn't even get underway because Jimmy snapped all 3 of his nobs in the warm up and had to retire. This set up a cock sucking encounter between Tim and made beileve Briton Greg ...  Read the complete review

Finally Tim Arthur Henman has completed his £26 million move from GIllingham to Doncaster who find themselves £26 million in debt and they now HSBC (a bank) £26 million. THere chairman Nobby Nob - Nob is completley delighted with Tim's signing. He is an awesome cuer who can hit a ball hard which means we get 3 points for his long range potting ability. Tim is one of the best conversion kickers in the game and his 147 proved this, although his backhand twisty loo is coming along well and coach David Templegate is happy about this, he said "I'm happy about this" ...  Read the complete review

Little known to many people, Tim Henmans actual name is Timothy. He plays a game called Tennis where you hit a ball and score points. I think its stupid because you get 15 points at the first one and then 30 and then 40. why dont they just do 1, 2 and 3 i dont know. Timothy was born in the town of Redbridge, and his dad John was a sheep farmer. They saved up enough money to send Timmy to school and there he learnt how to play the sport commonly known as Tennis. He is better than that other bloke called Greg Rusedski because the other bloke thinks he is British. Somebody should tell him that he is canadian. Henmans sister Doreen is an expert angler, and ...  Read the complete review

Tim henman is the player all Bitish fans love. Born in oxfordshire henman is one of the only success stories to come out of England in recent times. So far Tim had never won a Grand slam. His best attempts have come on his home turf at Wimbledon where he has reached the last four on three occasions. In the other grand slam events Henman's best performances are the 4th round in the U.S open, the 4th round in the Australian open and the third round at the french open. Sadly this is quite disaponting for britains best player in recent history, and world top 10 ranked player. henmans best stroke is his volleys and half volleys. He is probably the best ...  Read the complete review

Tim Henman. The number 1 in England. Our best chance of winning a grand slam. Well I have to agree with this statement seeing as the rest of English tennis isn't up to a great standard. We have to rely on Tim and Greg Rusedski when we are in a Davis Cup match which we cannot do all the time. WIMBLEDON At the last year Tim had his best chance of winning Wimbledon. The top seeds were getting beaten all over the place and there were 4 players left. Agassi, Rafter, Ivanisevic and Henman. Henman got the better draw as he would face Ivanisevic in the semi final with what looked to be an easy tie and Tim would be in a grand slam final. After 3 intensive ...  Read the complete review