how to get away with a crafty smoke undetected (Hints and Tips in General)

Name: rosiesmum

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Product:	Hints and Tips in General
Date:	31/03/08 (138 review reads)
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Advantages: more comfortable than standing in the rain and cold

Disadvantages: unable to watch tv while smoking

Are you one of the many people in this country that enjoys a cigarette?

Do you really get fed up of having to go outside for a smoke when enjoying a night out at the local pub?

How many of you really get hacked off when you pay for a hotel room and then find that you cannot relax in the room due to a total no smoking ban?

I am afraid there is little we can do about the pub but we can get away with the hotel room if we are clever!
Read on.......

As you know if you just light up in the room even with a window open it can smell any non smoker will tell you that, it can waft outside the room and down the corridor, hotels will now charge customers to have the room fumigated so we are all very wary of doing this and getting caught. Some places even throw you out there and then.

There is a simple way of never getting caught and still be able to have a nice smoke without trailing down to the carpark and standing in the cold and rain......

Now this only works if the bathroom has an extractor fan and most of them have nowadays,so check this out first, they usually start up on when the light is turned on, obviously close bathroom door first, turn shower on full blast with cold water hot doesn't work the same because of the steam, a good tip here is to angle the shower head so that the water hits against the tiled wall it makes far less noise and doesn't irritate better half in the bedroom trying to watch the television.

A very important move is to pull the shower curtain nearly all the way across but leave about six inches open at the bottom end of the bath this gives off an amazing cold breeze and wafts all smells of ciggies straight up to the extractor fan.

I normally put the lid down on the loo giving myself a nice comfy seat enjoy my smoke then start up the shower before I go back in the room.
After ten minutes you can open the bathroom and not a whiff can be detected.
I put it to the test by sending my non smoking better half in to the bathroom he gave it the smoke free zone thumbs up sign.

I hope this bit of vital information is of help to all you suppressed smokers out there and I thank you for reading my review

Summary: even smokers have the right to relax