Spare the Rod or I spoil your day (How to Discipline Children)

Name: Cammij

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Product:	How to Discipline Children
Date:	11/07/01 (69 review reads)
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Advantages: It's the Easy way, "This hurts me more than it hurts you", Little creativity required

Disadvantages: Kids get mean, the cops will come

My old man used to crack me a good one everytime he thought I was out of line. If I upset him he would make me go fetch a cricket bat and give it to me good. What was it I did so wrong? In my fathers native village they have a form of sport and artistic dance where you move in a dreamlike dance imitating animals native to the Western Frisian Islands. the whole art is that you must move so slowly that motion is all but undetectable. My father had a dream that I could be the best dancer in all of Buren.

It was funny at school how the headmaster used to spank me and I would laugh at him because his paddle couldn't come close to breaking me.

I think the paddling helped me be prepared for my time in Juvie and Prison. Be able to handle and reject physical pain is very important, and it is hence important to learn to deal with it at and early age. I like it when the peelers play "good cop, bad cop" with me, acting like they are going to beat the "truth" out of me while a videotape is rolling. It is outright comical. I sit there and laugh at them and daydream about my pa putting the strap to them. My pa got killed in the saloon he kept when I was only 14 and I mussed up a bit without his strong guiding hand.

I don't think I will beat my own kids. They are too young to really need a whupping yet but I don't think I wll hurt them. I was one of that kind of boy who needed it and benefitted from it but I don't think I will do it to my own kids very much. I get mad when I see some guy beating his kid in the store. I hit some four-eyed goof right in the mouth in the Wal-mart store and made his wig and glasses fly into the opticians center there in the front of teh store where you come in because I didn't like him hitting on his kid, I says, "might makes right, Bee-itch", because he controls his kids by beating him and It ruined the time I was having with my daughter trying to enjoy our Fruit Sm
oothies and ride on the toy helo-copter. I thought it was funny and some people cheered me. I bowed and told them to come get their oil changed at my garage. But don't hit your kids too much because I might be standing there and will knock your block off. I a'int even gonna say "put em up" or any crap, I will just cold cock you, liek sucker punch, no Queensbury rules or nothing, a child beater don't deserve that, don't get me wrong I can knock out a horse and I like to fight in taverns and stuff, but a child beater doesn't deserve to be fought like a man.

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