Wank le Poof (Frank Leboeuf)

Member Name: northerner

Product:	Frank Leboeuf
Date:	31/10/00 (36 review reads)
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Advantages: the ‘he’s bald, he’s bend. his arse is up for rent’ and ‘he’s bald, he’s queer, he takes it up the rear’ chants can come out

Disadvantages: he’s wank

How Frank only managed to be voted the second most hated player in the premiership (only Shearer being more unpopular) is beyond me. When he first came to Chelsea, I was impressed by his passing, and ability going forward. However, he has developed into a first rate wanker. He has never been any good in the air or at tackling. However, the ease with which he is outpowered by forwards is amazing. The most disappointing featue of his game is his regular and outrageous diving. Also, there isn’t a player in the premiership who whinges as often as Le poof (although Shearer gives him a close run for his money). Whether it be the physical nature of the premiership, or problems with his own manager, Wank Le Poof can’t stop complaining. If only he could play as well as he can moan.

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