It dosen't take much to embarress me (Most Embarrassing Moments)

Member Name: dollydoo

Product:	Most Embarrassing Moments
Date:	26/10/08 (139 review reads)
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I have just read a review on this, and as I am a classic dizzy head, have to share some of my funnier moments with all of you.

Scene 1---Dublin. I was recovering from having my son and decided to take a trip to Dublin with my friend and sister for a weekend of drinking, sleeping and having a laugh. First night there, settled in after short flight, got all dressed up, few drinks and hey presto ready to hit the town.
I am walking down the street with sister and we are having a general chit chat, when all of a sudden my foot will not move--have I had a terrible accident? No my lovely new shoes have a slim heel which has managed to get stuck in the hole of a drain! To my horror I find I cannot budge it, my sister is shouting at me to take shoe OFF and then try to release, but just as I am bending down I realise my shoe, my stupid shoe has got stuck in a drain outside a HUGE posh restraunt. The window started to look bigger and bigger, the sniggers of the diners louder and louder. By now my sister and friend are on the floor killing themselves laughing at me.........Eventually managed to break free, face took rest of the night to calm down!

Scene two--Been to doctors for annual smear test, (sorry boys) and doctor has said I need some medication. I am quite happy with this, and take prescription home and me and hubby at the time are going Tesco food shopping.
I am in Tesco starting to get harrassed with trolleys hitting my heels, dodging children running about, and realising I have forgotten my list. I asked hubby to wait for prescription, and I finish shop and meet him at the checkout. He hands over bag with "medicine" and in the largest writing you have ever ever seen I clock the words---VAGINAL CLEANSING KIT. Try as I might, I cannot get this medicine into my bag quick enough, and hubby is on the deck in fit of hysterics. A cleansing kit?? Does this mean I am dirty? I need cleansed---could the doctor not have warned me???? I later watched Dumb and Dumber and this scene is also in there, but I swear. I too received this lovley gift from my local tesco pharmacy!

Summary: ha ha ha ha