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Most Embarrassing Moments |
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09/01/09 (246 review reads) |
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Advantages: Embarassing moments have no advantages
Disadvantages: How silly you feel
I'm normally the one that laughs at other peoples ebarassing moments, evil i know, but i try to not have embarassing moments, you feel soooo silly afterwards, and i found out a couple of months ago just how silly you feel after doing something silly.
Okay, my first embaressing moment was 2 months ago after a drunken night in London with work friends. Unfortunately all my work friends get a different train home than me, so after a night of drinking 4 glasses of red wine, and 3 glasses of vodka redbull i was feeling a bit drunk. Silly me forgets she has to get a train home alone.
Getting to the train station was very easy, my mate stuck me in a taxi and i made it to Victoria fine. I boared the drunken express, well you may as well call it drunken express because everybody on the 12.03 train was either drunk or tipsy after a night out in London. I sat opposite this very chatty older guy, who kept me awake for about 10 minutes before falling asleep. Next thing i know the guy opposite is waking me up. Luckily i had told him where i was getting off, otherwise i would've been in Ashford, which is a long way from my home. The worse is to come. Because i was woken up suddenly, i had really bad pins and needles in my right foot. I got off the train, walking up to the barriers when this guy comes running after me with my shoe. I was soo drunk and because my foot had pins and needles i didn't notice i was walking around with one shoe missing. He said to me i'd left my shoe on the platform. He expected me to go back and pick it up, but i just carried on walking without it. I was soo embarassed, but the guy found it very funny. I will never be able to live this one down because i stupidly told my boyfriend who doesn't let me forget it.
You'd of thought after having one embarassing moment i wouldn't get myself into another one so soon after. This one happened eight days later.
Busy day at work in London, however my boyfriend wanted to go shopping in Bluewater so decided he could pick me up from the train station near by. That day he had just got a courtesy car, so i was unsure what the car looked like, but he'd said it was a black Vauxhall.
I got off the train, it was pouring with rain so up went the brolly. I noticed a black car in the usual place he parks when picking me off. So off to trot to the car.
I open the door and without looking at the person in the drivers seat i sit down in the passengers seat and put my umbrella down. I turn around to give who i thought was my boyfriend a kiss, and it turns out to be not my boyfriend but a guy also waiting for his girlfriend. He turned around to me and sad "I think you're in the wrong car". All i could do was apologise and pick my bags and umbrella up and leave the car immediately. Thank god my boyfriend haven't arrived at that time, so to this very day he doesn't know what happened at the station that night lol.
I am soo happy to say i've had no more embarrassing moments since!
Summary: Stories that had my sister in stitches on a train ride home recently
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