Another week, another embarrassing incident! (Most Embarrassing Moments)

Member Name: Lools_24

Product:	Most Embarrassing Moments
Date:	02/03/09 (295 review reads)
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Advantages: Funny for everyone else

Disadvantages: No so funny for me

My life seems to be full to the brim of embarrassing moments. I regularly fall over both sober and after I have had a few so believe me I'm used to my pride taking a bit of a bruising (and also my backside!). Usually the drunken embarrassing moments I don't mind as I can't remember them so it's only when I am reminded by a kind friend that I get that familiar wave of shame which is usually quite easily forgotten about.

For someone who is supposed to be quite intelligent I often lack common sense and find myself having particularly silly moments. Only last week I did something particularly silly and embarrassed myself. I left my car keys in the car. Now on the surface it doesn't sound too bad...... oh but it was. I left my car keys in the ignition for 11 hours! That particular day I parked up in the public car park at work and obviously lost my ability to do two things at once when my phone rang. I answered and was talking on the phone as I got out of the car, leaving my keys. I dropped some reports off and left them on my desk then got a lift to a hotel in the city centre to go on a training course. It was only when I got to the training course I thought for some reason my bag seemed light and after checking my bag I couldn't find my car keys. I spent the full day panicking and worried. Eventually I swallowed my pride and I told the other six group members on the course I had lost my keys. They were all very kind and comforting and tried to calm me down and tell me I would have left the keys on my desk at work. One of them even called work for me to make someone look for my car keys. Now at this point they started getting concerned as they found out the keys were not on my desk and one of them offered to give me a lift back to my car and if necessary a lift home if I couldn't find my keys. I pulled up outside my parked car and I didn't even have to get out of his car to spot my keys (which have a bright yellow key ring on), in the ignition! Doh! Because the keys were in the ignition the car hadn't automatically locked (luckily). I was so lucky it was an invitation to thieves really to steal my car (58 reg Audi A3)! Where I was parked is next to a main walk way so hundreds of people had walked past my car . Don't worry I was punished, the story was shared by my colleague at the second day of our course and as a result people at work talk slower to me as they all think I am stupid! (I kind of agree though)

The sober stories are always the worst and even though I was embarrassed about last weeks key incident it is nothing compared to this next one; over a year on I still blush....

My boyfriend booked a night in a hotel in Leeds and got the penthouse suite. When we got there is was quite nice but we noticed there was no wine, nothing in the mini bar and no bathrobes in the room which were part of the package we ordered. So my boyfriend called down to reception to bring this up and I took a shower. The way the penthouse was set up was there was a separate living room dining room, which had a door to a separate bedroom and then in the bedroom a door to the bathroom. So three rooms in total. I forgot to take my towel into the bathroom so stepped out of the shower soaking wet. Now I heard my boyfriend talking to someone when I was in the bathroom and then (thought) I heard the main door close and the other person leave. Thinking it was only me and my boyfriend in the room I stepped out of the shower and rather than shout of him to ask for my towel I decided to run into the bedroom naked and get the towel myself from the end of the bed....... Whoops! As I opened the bathroom door (completely naked) and stepped into the bedroom. The member of hotel staff was walking from the living room into the bedroom with even more towels and bathrobes at the same moment I was heading into the bedroom for my towel. Completely naked and faced with a stranger, I screamed grabbed my towel off the bed and ran back into the bathroom. My boyfriend who had been stood behind the member of staff let guy out of the room and came back into the bathroom (howling with laughter) to find me hiding in the bathroom with the towel over my head and the colour of a beetroot. Let's say we won't be staying at that hotel ever again!

Summary: Maybe I would be better suited to working as a clown