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Most Embarrassing Moments |
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22/10/09 (67 review reads) |
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Advantages: it was funny
Disadvantages: it was embarressing
I have hundreds of embarressing stories I could tell... I have 3 daughters and they are always causing me alot of embarressment!
(its normally in public loos and my one particular daughter always shouts out very loudly 'mum are you having a poooo!')
However on one specific occasion it was a warm summers day and I decided to let the kids go naked in the paddling pool and I was to have a bit of a relaxing sun bathe in just a bikini...a little while later we were disturbed by a knocking at the front door. I leapt up to grab a towell but before I could reach one my at the time 2 year old had already opened the door and before I knew it I was stood half nacked greeting a guy from Scottish Power.... there was a split seccond ovious awkwardness as I searched frantically for that towel... (there are never in sight when you need one!)
After that the conversation was very tense as he was blabbing on and on about the deal I clearly wasent even listening to as I was cringing about the moments before. What happens next is the embarressing bit.... my 2 year old butt nacked soaking wet child lept forward and grabbed the man by his... bits - I gasped and the horrified charming irish salesman jumped back screaming whilst I managed to get my cheeky monkey daughter inside and I started appologising and asking if he was ok whilst trying not to laugh!
I fobbed the guy off to maybe come back another time as I didnt know about the electric and gas as it was my boyfriends department but he attually ended up coming back a few days later and as if what happened before wasent embarressing enough we are a close knitted cul de sac and everyone was laughing at him from there door steps!
Summary: make sure you get to the door before your kids
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- 13/11/09 Best way to get rid of a sales person I've ever read...:) |
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- 22/10/09 Great story!! |
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- 22/10/09 Thats brilliant, well recollected. |
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