And your face goes red like a tomato, or my red t shirt, or a red pepper, or a red wall............. (Most Embarrassing Moments)

Member Name: nednod

Product:	Most Embarrassing Moments
Date:	21/06/03 (1270 review reads)
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now people, this is a very hard topic for me to right about. i am once of the coolest boys in the world, and for me to tell everyone how i've been uncool, yes uncool, it took a lot. but i am here, and i am writing. now i've read a few of the other embarrassing situations and i don't mean to be rude but, for example, kittykat18, on the toilet and someone walks in. how unembarrassing, i mean this is easy to look cool. all you need to do is get a large base ball bat and knock the person out that went in there. they won't remember a thing. now here it comes, some of the most embarrassing situations you'll ever here about, from the single coolest boy on the planet:

1. The pencil incident.
Imagine this, your in an exam, a maths one. After a long hour of working in silence you have finished and with everyone around still working you decide to sit there fiddling with your pencil. So there i am, fiddling with my pencil and suddenly it jumps out of my hands and falls on the floor. BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG. Or thats what it felt like. Now this pencil hadn't just fell on the floor, right next to me, no it must have been atleast 50cm away. How embarrassing. I even saw a person look up from there test paper to see what was happening, yes, they paused to see what was happening, and it was in a test. Well, eventually a teaxher got there and picked up the pencil, placed it on my desk and walked away again. My face had gone red, much like a tomato. As you can imagine I never lived it down, I was then known as Ned "drop his pencil in a maths exam and make the biggest fuss about it ever seen" Redmore. Where did that name come from, i don't know.

2. The Multiplacation incident.
Imagine this
, your in a maths class, listening as carefully as possible to the teacher and understanding every word he said. Then suddenly the teacher asks you a question, Ned, what is 5368 x 7894, oh no, i just couldn't remember. I knew this one, for any maths beginners I will inform you that the answer is 42,374,992, which I should have knew. I should have. But my mind had gone blank, everyone was staring at me, so I mutered a measly 42,374,990. Well the answer was obviously completly wrong, and the teacher informed us what the correct answer was, to my complete embarrassment. I couldn't believe it, my face went red, like my red t shirt. From then on i was known as Ned "can't even work out 5368 x 7894 out in his head in under 10 seconds" Redmore. Damn me.

3. The poo incident.
Imagine this, your sitting in a resteraunt with a few foxy ladies, or lads if you go the otherway, keeping it cool, and smelling extra good. Now this is a normal situation for me, i mean, i am soooo cool i have a waiting list 437cm long for girls going on dates with me, but on this situation i wasn't feeling too good. Then suddenly out of nowhere, FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, i farted. it stank worse than them poos which are really sloppy, but that was not all, suddenly it all came rushing out. I had filled my pants with more poo than in the sewers. So cooly i told the foxy ladies that i had pooed my pants, and that if they wanted to see they were welcome. 2 of them had a peek, the others said they wanted to wait for it to crust a bit before they looked at the beauty. Now make no mistake this is an embarrassing situation, but you have to realise, i'm the coolest boy in the world, and situations like this are easy to over come.

4. The Science Incident.
Imagine this, your sitting there nervously expecting the results of your science exam back, thinking to yourself i must have 100%. Then the test papers are given back, 99%. Nooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooo, i couldn't believe it. I buried my head in my hands, i couldn't show anyone. I couldn't believe i had got something wrong. So what did i do, i ate the paper. Now most people would just go red, and be known as thick boy, but not me, no, i'm clever, i ate the paper, and know one knew anything about it. This is obviously a very embarrassing situation and my intelligence over came it, just remember if you ever get a test paper and its not 100% eat it.

5. The Spelling mistake.
Imagine this, your english teacher wants to see your book. Obviously this was great by me, i am the coolest boy in the world and my book was obviously perfect. Or was it? After going through 3 pages he suddenly stopped, slowly took his red pen and circled a word, putting the dreaded Sp. in the margin. I couldn't believe it, my heart sank, and i quickly decided how to fix this very embarrassing situation. I pretended to die. Everyone thought i was dead and started to try and help me. I suddenly got up took my book and returned to my seat. If you want to know what the word was, it was oppenheimer, i had put the i before the e.

Now after telling you of some of the mos embarrassing situations in the world ever, I expect you to be sympathetic. These were not funny, and if I get any lol, in my comments i may be forced to eat 23 carrots. Bye now

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