I really should have stayed in bed (Most Embarrassing Moments)

Member Name: Glory_FishesII

Product:	Most Embarrassing Moments
Date:	03/09/04 (1951 review reads)
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Advantages: Funny now

Disadvantages: Wasnt funny then

For some reason I can't help but make a complete show of myself..... There are lots of things I can choose from because I am always falling over or saying something without thinking and that is when I am sober.

God has a weird sense of humour.

Why I have a love /hate relationship with my underwear....

It was a very sunny day and I had decided to wear a summer dress and I was going through a bit of a tarty teenage rebellion at the time so I didn't wear knickers. Now I actually use crutches when I am walking because of cerebral palsy and I was walking across the main road in my village when a huge gust of wind blew up my skirt and I had to carry on walking while a coach full of rugby players gawped.

On another occasion I came home rather intoxicated and remembered I had to feed my cats but all I had in the house was sardines, half of which I spilt on my carpet , so I grabbed the nearest thing , wiped it up and went to sleep. I had completely forgotten I had a regional psychology conference the next day so woke with a jolt and grabbed the clothes I wore the night before ( A quite revealing lace top and a black skirt) and headed out. I was sat there when I could smell fish. Yes I had used my bra to clean up the sardines but couldn't take it off because the top was seethrough.

I have also gone to psychology lectures with my skirt tucked in my knickers. Had my knicker elastic snap while walking down corridors and had my skirt fall off while standing in the main reception area of my secondary school.

Why I should think before I speak....

I was in a bad mood and I was waiting for my media class to begin and started ranting how the teacher was a silly cow and always ran late when a voice behind me pipes up ''That's my Mum''.

I was in the student union and this American student caught my eye so I decided to chat him up. His name was Jeff. He was from Pensylvania. To which

I replied ''Oh I love vampires''.

I had pulled a bloke the night before and decided to phone my oldest friend for the usual gossip... I started the conversation with the line... ''Guess who got a shag la
st night'' only to be told that she wasn't there and this was her mother in law.

Why I should never be allowed in public....

I had been on a long train journey and was absolutely bursting for a wee so I went into the train station toilets. Unfortunately the lights were on a timer and they went out and I couldn't see anything. I tried using my mobile phone for a light but in the end I had to wait until someone else came into the loos and reactivated them. It took at least twenty minutes in the dark for this to happen.

I have really bad eyesight and have wander up to strangers thinking they are people I know on an almost weekly basis.

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