Something to get your TEETH into Part 2 (Most Embarrassing Moments)

Member Name: windram3f

Product:	Most Embarrassing Moments
Date:	03/09/04 (312 review reads)
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Advantages: No dentist Bills, put you lips round your ears!!!

Disadvantages: embarrasing moments...

As the title says its YOUR Teeth not mine.
I am what you might call Dentally Challenged,yip i aint got a single tooth in my mouth,seems not that uncommon...maybe for a 60 Year old but ive been like this since i was 27.now 35.
Anyway i am rambling.i have needless to say had one or two embarrassing moments me and my teeth however i sometimes think they may be someone elses.
My first bad experience with "the teeth"was at a works christmas lunch.We had all had a lovely lunch and we sitting down to our coffee and after eight mints enjoying a chat when one of the girls decided it would be fun to see who could get the most After Eight mint in their mouth at the one time
So we had about 3 boxes of After Eights and split them up between the 7 of us.Now none of my work colleagues knew i had false teeth so i thought i may be at a slight disadvantage..I didnt realise who much..
The mints were devided up and we had around 16 mints each these are wafer thin so it shouldnt be difficult.There was 1 odd mint left on the table which we decided would be for the winner.
I took the mints out of their sleeves and proceeded to ram all 16 into my mouth just as my boss walked in,I took a sharp intake of breath only to start choking i tried to breath but unfortunately the mints had all jelled together and stuck my teeth together rendering me unable to breath after a few seconds of gasping for air and not getting any i must have collapsed as was in the first-aid room with a large hairy man holding my teeth braring down on me about to give me mouth to mouth.
So it became quite a joke around my work and ive never touched After Eight Mints since
There could be a great idea for an advert in this story for fixadent.
More to come.






Here is part 2 of my Dentally Challanged Life

As I was driving round a roundabout in town and i decided to get rid of my chewing gum as it had lost its taste...now as you may be aw

are of after my "Something to get your TEETH into Part1 article .. i have a small dental disorder, its called a distict lack of real teeth well i should say they are all false...Anyway as i was saying i'm driving to work Listening to the radio just finnished a cigarette and my chewing gum has lost its taste..so as you do intsead of swallowing you spit!!!...to my horror as i spat my gum out the open window my top set of false teethslipped from the roof of my mouth and proceeded to follow my gum out the open window in a moment of sheer horrow mixed with panic i had to slam on the brakes almost causing an accident.
i got out my car praying that my teeth werent smashed or had been run over, picked up my teeth quickly dusted them down and jumped hurriedly back into the car. waved a quick appoligy to the drivers behind me hoping that they werent too annoyed.........




only to find out it was a Police Car with 2 laughing Policemen in it.

This wasnt my last brush with the Police there is more to follow!!!!

Dont think there is an advert in this one for wriggleys unless its to do with longer lasting taste.


Part 3 the final insult.....
Ok as we come to the close of this chapter i hope you have found these life changing and now know how the Dentally challenged live.

There was three of us in the car that night..It was a cold January evening around 1:20am as we were driving back from a night out..We'd have a great meal and a few drinks i was on soft drinks might i add as i was the designated driver.
We were on our way home when it happened we were still in the town and it was a clear road ahead through the traffic lights turned left and a long straight ahead.
I never saw it coming just then the car seemed to light up as a lovely blue colour dazzled me for an instant .Then it hit me it was the Police.Calmly i pulled over to let them pass but they didnt they pulled in behind me lights s
till flashing and stopped..
one oficer got out the car and made his way to my door then a second Officer then a beautyful Policewomen Whats wrong i wondered..
I rolled down the window as waited with baited breathe for the first office to speak.He asked the usual questions where have you been,where are you going ,where do you live ,is this your car and so on.
The second officer leaned in the passenger window and obviously smelt the scent of stale alchol nodded to his colleague and that was the cue for the the Policewomen to jump in with the words " would you please blow into this tube and dont stop till we tell you to.As she held the breathaliser i nervously blew into the tube...even though i knew i was safe to drive as i hadnt had anything to drink i could feel myself tense up as i blew my top sent of false teeth slipped down over the hole in the tube "Excuse me sir i need you to keep blowing till we tell you to stop".knowing that it would happen again what was i going to do.The only thing left to do "do you mind if i take my teeth out"
I dont think the policewomwn knew where to look as she just nodded her head.I proceeded to take them out and lay them on the dashboard in full view out the corner of my eye i saw one of the officers nudge the other and nod in the direction of my teeth then they both turned away and i saw there shoulders bobbing up and down obviously with laughter.I finished the breath test and i was asked one or two more questions to which i replyed to the best of my knowledge forgetting to put my teeth back in by this time my passengers were sniggering and trying really hard to keep from laughing out loud and the 2 police officers had had to return to their car.The Policewomen had remained so professional all the way through the whole ordeal but obviously was feeling the strain as she turned to me and after telling me i could proceed with my journey her parting shot ruined all the proffessional work that had
gone before

"i bet youre a sexy beast in bed!!!!"
as she near fell about laughing on her way back to the car.
That night i could of got away with having a dead body in the trunk of my car and they wouldnt even have questioned it as they were in fits of laughter and just wanted to get me on my way before they died laughing.

About 6 miles up the road and i was nearly home only to be pulled up by the Police again but not to be breathilised the office came over to me peered in the window and said with a smile on his face "its ok im NOT going to breathalise you i just wanted to shake the hand of the guy who managed to cheer up my sargant for the first time in weeks"
They are human after all!!!!


So in closing another chapter in my life i have only 1 thing to say....if you dont want constantly stopped by the Police


REMEMBER AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH !!!!!......??????

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