Sometimes i think you love football more than me.Correct ho! (Premier League 2000 - 2001)

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Product:	Premier League 2000 - 2001
Date:	18/08/01 (127 review reads)
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Advantages: Greatest league in the world, Best teams to watch, New signings galore

Disadvantages: Predictable, Winters coming, Aston Villa/Newcastle

A new season and heres my brief predictions before the big kick off!.

MANCHESTER UNITED…Champions

Advantages …Giggs, Beckham, Veron, Keene………….
Disadvantages… . More pressure on them to win for Fergie.
Sponsors……………Vod afone, so they can keep in touch with their home fans in Bangkok.

LIVERPOOL……. ..Runners up….

Advantages……… ..Man for man they are as good as The Reds
Disadvantages…… ..Still haven’t won the big one so are the ready for the next big jump. Smicer, he’s crap.
Sponsors… Carlsberg…. What Robbie Fowlers drinking at the training ground these days.

LEEDS UNITED…. Proved they had the cahones with their European Champions League run. With no Injuries and a positive court case they will push Liverpool for second.

Advantages…………They have the squad and knock out cups will follow.
Disadvantages………The fans are morons and they need to play Radabe more over psycho Woodgate.
Sponsors…………….St rongbow which is an anagram of Woodgate and Bowyer.Cheap cider,night out,Town center say no more.

ARSENAL…………Too posy and like to walk the ball over the line.The defense transition still isn’t set in stone which could concede annoying costly goals again.

Advantages…………Henry, Pires and young Jeffers.
Disadvantages………Cant hold a lead away from home.
Sponsors…………….Dr eamcast….They are if they think they can win the Championship.

CHELSEA…………..Bought well and are looking stronger after dumping the old boys.

Advantages…………Zendan looked go
od on Wednesday v England.Lampard and others give them serious midfield power.
Disadvantages………The manager isn’t much good and their chairman is mad.
Sponsors…………….Fl y Emirates….Probably where their next lot of supporters are coming in from.Welcome to the swish expensive Stamford Bridge rip off!.

SUNDERLAND…….The best of the rest that could figure one day in the next millenium.

Advantages………….They ain’t going down with battlers like Quinn.Must make Europe above the Ipswiches and Villas.They are ready !.
Disadvantages……….Reid is too stubborn and takes no risks which upsets his settled suads.
Sponsor……………R 30;Reg Vardy..I presume this a striker bought out of retirement to partner Quinn.

CHARLTON ATHLETIC…This is a bold prediction but they have a great manager and some serious fire power.

Advantages…………..Good midfield, great attack and Mr Curbishley of course.
Disadvantages………..Defense and Kiely in goal.
Sponsors…………… Redbus…Sounds like a donkey third division striker on the way to replace Mendonca.

IPSWICH TOWN…….Well we all like the little guys who try hard,

Advantages……………T hey have surprisingly held on to the brilliant Marcus Stewart and they just got Finini George for peanuts.
Disadvantages…………If they start losing early then I fear the worse.
Sponsors…………… 230;.TXU-energi…….? Sounds like some sort of tractor fuel made of s**t.

BLACKBURN ROVERS…The new boys have money and a solid squad. Lots of regulars in the prem are on the wain now so these guys can wave to them on the way down.

Advantages………
230;….Two chipper strikers and a vicious manager when it gets tight in April.
Disadvantages………….Need a cup run to hang on to the boss if it goes belly up.
Sponsors…………… 230;..Time Computers……They need one to visit their championship form of old.

TOTTENHMA HOTSPUR….The Messiah is back and that should be enough to put a few on the gate and in the net.

Advantages……………. Hoddle is in and the negatives of Graham and Sugar are long gone.Glen will get them playing and should tease Europe this year.
Disadvantages………….Poye t and Sherringham will be wasteful with all the responsibilty on their aging shoulders.
Sponsors…………… 230;..Holsten…..Nightclub, Sherringham,say no more……..

ASTON VILLA………..Another slow decent into Gregory/Ellis chaos.

Advantages……………. Gregory is bound to be canned.
Disadvantages………….Very yyyyyyyy boring to watch.
Sponsors…………… 230;..Aston Villa Nil,errrr NTL.

WEST HAM UNITED….They love four all draws and so do we.

Advantages……………. .They buy and sell well and are never boring. Cole/Kanoute and Dicannio will be fun again.
Disadvantages…………Defen se, has anyone seen them?.
Sponsors…………… 230;Dr Martens…Dicannios shrink maybe?.

NEWCASTLE UNITED…It’s a competition to see who is the most boring between these and Villa.And we ain’t looking forward to the contest.

Advantages……………. Errr,ummmmmmmm,errrrrr.
Disadvantges…………..Shea rer whinging about something or other..Warren Barton, poor player.
Sponsors……&
#8230;……….Newcastle NIL,Oh I have done that one already.Told you there wasn’t a lot of difference between them.

FULHAM……………̷ 0;They must be able to finish above the two that came up.Let alone the dregs from the last season down here.

Advantages……………. . Money,and they have lots of it for their astute manger to spend.
Disadvantages…………..Tha t defense looks very shaky and could concede sixty plus.
Sponsors…………… 230;…Demon Internet…Cant think of anything funny to say about them.Phoney Pharo is sponsoring them anyway.

LEICESTER CITY……..With the full attentions of Peter Taylor parity will be restored from this gutsy stoic club.

Advantages……………& #8230;Peter Taylor is a good manger and all he needs is a striker and a midfielder before its too late.
Disadvantages…………̷ 0;Bad start without those positions plugged could mean Div One.
Sponsors…………… 230;….LG…Not a f*****g clue.

MIDDLESBOROUGH…..El Tel came in just in time.

Advantages……………& #8230;.Boxich,wow!
Disadvantages…………̷ 0;.When your brand new manager is holding a clip board trying to look important with the National team three days before your season begins, expect a bad start.
Defense is worse than Neil Hamiltons and the midfield look as drunk as their manager and Cathy Freeman on the athletics commentary.
Sponsors…………… 230;…..BT Cellnet…..The foreigners can ring Robbo up for three on the network and say they don’t want to come back to the miserable North East after October 31st.

SOUTHAMPTON…………If they had held onto Hoddle they had a chan
ce.The Judas is now cherry picking their best players as they prepare for the drop.

Advantages……………& #8230;…Pahars and Richards if they can keep them.
Disadvantages…………̷ 0;…Division one is a black hole of a crushing truth sucking them in.
Sponsors…………… 230;…….Friends Provident….Another doomed insurance company making bad investments.

BOLTON WANDERERS….They go up and down like Vanessa Feltz on a trampoline.

Advantages……………& #8230;….The fans get another treat in the Premiership.
Disadvantages…………̷ 0;….Read all about them on their website @www.wearegoingdown.com.
Sponsors…………… 230;……..Reebook̷ 0;..Cheap Ali-G trainers for a skint club…..Aye!.

DERBY COUNTY…………..Going down the pan so fast they will hit the ground like Jeremy Sprake (Airport in case you don’t know the blob) being lobbed of The Empire State. (Get in line people,im first!).

Advantages……………& #8230;…..Kinkladzes own goals
Disadvantages…………̷ 0;…..Being hit in the head behind the goal when your team is attacking that end.
Sponsors…………… 230;………Martson s Pedigree…Its all gone cause Jim Smiths drunk it .

Coming up…….Birmingham,Bradford and Man City in the play-offs.

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