I dream of Konnie Huq! (Recurring Dreams)

Member Name: thedevilinme

Product:	Recurring Dreams
Date:	19/10/09 (89 review reads)
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Advantages: Escape reality

Disadvantages: We wake up

Now I know you girls analyse all this stuff and find meaning to something that may not be there, as you do around psychics who seem to know all your secrets, but I do feel dreams are your subconscious talking to you in some way. I'm surprised there are not more 'dream readers' out there packing local town halls on a wet and windy Tuesday night to makea few quif from gullible grannies. Here are my top ten repeating dreams. I know that because I can remember them. You cant remember the other dreams as a rule because your not meant to.

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You must listen to Van Halens 'Dreams' when you read this!

***Sneakers***

Just lately I have been dreaming I have lost my trainers. I have nothing to wear on my feet, where ever in the world in my dreams I am at that point. It's always when I'm abroad in my dream. When I backpacked around the world my rucksack would always contain some flip flops and very smelly sneakers, usually worn through or picked up at thrift shops, the item you look forward to throwing away the most when you get home. I presume this dream relates to wanting to be back on my travels in some capacity, wherever I lay my hat is my home type deal. I think I have walked just as much barefoot in my dreams as I have with my sneakers on my travels.

***Rent***

My next reoccurring dream is I'm back in a random backpackers somewhere glamorous (usually the Clay Hotel in Miami Beach, my most favourite place in the world) but haven't paid the bill for ages while I have been staying there, and so soon stressing about it as I check out. The thing is they always forget about the bill? I suppose it relates to the fact that the best job I have ever had was in those backpackers, one particular one in South Africa, painting the hotel with flags of the world and African scenes, the best job I ever had, my accommodation rent free, the girls always impressed with a man of many talents. Ok, there maybe a subliminal sex angle here.

***Flying***

My big one is being able to fly like on Hero's, probably everyone else's too, although a dream I only get when I'm happy. I don't launch myself in the air but just hover first, look down at my feet, then soon high in the air, really believing I am flying, until I wake up, of course, with my feet sticking out of the linen basket on the landing after a crashed landing.

***Back to School***

Another one I have is going back to upper school but unable to locate my form class. But I know in the dream I left school years ago and yet I'm confused why I can't find my form class. Form class, of course, was where you go before lessons started in the morning and you read your lesson table there and then go be sent to lessons around the school, which makes no sense in the dream. In my dream I can never understand what the point of form class was. Maybe this dream is about messing up school, not understanding how important it would be to shape my life. Or maybe it's about wasting time in general?

***David Beckham***

A more recent reoccurring one is I'm big mates with David Beckham. I have had this one at least three times this summer and it must have something to do with my giant ego. Everyone is amazed in my dream when I bring him home or to work. It's a full on 'Bromance'. But last week it was Barak Obama I was mates with, the next level up on the hubris scale.

***Dad***

I dream about me dad who died in 2006. Its like it's a normal family day yet dad is still alive and around the house and sitting in his old chair or picking his teeth in the kitchen like he did. We all know he's dead in the dream but he looks so real. He's not the elephant in the room and we kind of accept that he's come back and so get on with it. I suppose I can put that dream down to guilt of not doing more with the old man while he was in his last five difficult years, dementia doing its worse.

***Stuck***

We have all had this one where we try to walk or run and we can't move. We look down and can't understand why we can't move. I suspect that dream is self explanatory in that frustration is at the heart of it for all of us.

***Teeth***

I suppose most of us have the dream about teeth, be it loose ones or they fall out. Apparently that means some very bad news is on the way when they all fall out. The one where you actually bite down and you feel loose teeth in your mouth is very freaky.

***Konnie Huq***

I'm obsessed with this gorgeous creature as she is my perfect girl - Intelligent, beautiful and sweet. I keep having these intense dreams we are together and then when you wake up it's not real and you're back in the real world. I feel so gloomy. I can't wait for my restraining order to run out.

*** The naughty dream***

It's just too naughty to say. Sorry girls. But I can tell you I can personally do it and so no idea why I dream about it. I once woke up doing it when I was with this Dutch bird.lol. It was all very odd. In fact the older you get the les sex in your dreams. Thankgawd for the internet!

Summary: The mind is complex