A Guide on How to Cause Road Rage (Road Rage)

Member Name: cbpotts

Product:	Road Rage
Date:	14/07/01 (41 review reads)
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Advantages: do NOT take this seriously, it's all the things I hate

Disadvantages: some will probably take it seriously

1. Use your cellphone whenever possible. Do not use the hands free option.

2. When attempting to pull out into traffic, wait until there is minimal space between two cars and slowly accelerate. Do not speed up quickly so as to keep cars behind you from braking, but instead, attempt to go from zero to twenty in no less than five minutes.

3. If you are behind someone, be sure to get as close to their rear bumper as possible so you are sure they can see you in their rearview mirror. When they gesture at you, wave and smile cheerfully.

4. In the event of two lanes of traffic merging into one, never follow the flow of traffic and get in the long line in the lane that it staying open. Instead, fly by all the cars waiting and try to sneak in front of someone slow on the acceleration.

5. Never apply make-up while at home. Instead, wait until you're in the car, preferably in the midst of heavy traffic. If possible, apply make-up while driving in the left lane.

6. Drive well below the speed limit in the left hand lane. When others attempt to encourage you to move to the right hand lane, slow down. Ignore all signs that say, "Slower traffic keep right."

7. If you must turn right, be sure to come to a complete stop prior to making the turn. Turn slowly and deliberately.

8. Never use your turn signal.

**Please note: These guidelines follow the rules of the road in the United States only**

Anyone else?

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