Road Rage = men with small 'engines' (Road Rage)

Member Name: moronboy

Product:	Road Rage
Date:	12/09/00 (16 review reads)
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Advantages: None

Disadvantages: Pathetic little men who haven't got it where it counts

There are many kinds of crap drivers, but the aggressive, stunted little weasels who drive around like lunatics in giant souped up penis substitutes really get my goat. Some of them are easy to spot - spotty adolescents in cars with those hilarious seats and belts designed to look like racing car accessories, with the optional extra of either a dwarfish blonde girlfriend or about ten mates. Others, portly salesmen in big Fords, van drivers, can actually be normal people, or road rage morons in disguise, it's hard to tell until you make an elementary mistake like being in their way when they want to be driving at 100 mph.

Driving is a matter of getting from one place to another, and generally people like to do that without getting killed, but the average road-rager seems to think that surviving a road trip without casualties is disappointing. The culture of speed, the culture of my-car's-better-tham-yours which afflicts some people (usually men) should be actively discouraged. If you need to get your kicks from driving really really fast, then something is probably deficient in their gear-stick region.

In the short-term, I can't imagine what you can do. When some herbert nearly crashes into the back of you because he wants to do 70 in a 40 limit, just let him pass, and mentally blow his brains out with a shotgun.

Works for me.

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