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Why dooyoo do those things that yoodoo?
Member Name: angusreid
Date: 06/12/05, updated on 06/12/05 (303 review reads)
Advantages: Humour, lots of laughs and incredible gaul of these people.
Disadvantages: Credibility of this site will suffer if these morons increase.
I am dedicating my room 101 to my pet hates about Dooyoo in this current climate.
SERIAL MESSAGE LEAVERS.
Credibility is something that you earn on review sites and it can be done with one review or a hundred, it is entirely up to the person writing their review. BUT, your credibility can be shattered in a moment if you become a serial comment leaver.
I don’t mean someone who comments on every review, there is nothing wrong with that. Commenting is fun and some people prefer it to reads to be fair, but the serial message leaver tends not to have read the review and leaves the same message on almost every review they read.
Are possibly the two most used phrases of the serial message leaver, I mean WTF?
It means nothing and if it did for one brief moment, that is soon quashed when you read a short daft review with the same comment on it 2 seconds later.
Sincerity is much better than spontaneous spew of convulsive pap!
Some of the daftest comments I have read lately are;
“We must go here sometime!” On a review where the writer slates the place.
“This festival sounds great!” On a 4th July review.
“Nice review and thanks for reading my latest!” I had not read their latest.
Serial message leavers rarely read the work you submit and that is a bigger insult than just reading and not rating or just not reading at all.
THE SHORT POINTLESS REVIEW WRITER.
Quite a few of these little rascals about at the moment.
I do not mind short reviews and I rate according to how I see their usefulness to me rather than the consumer as I can not speak for Mr 2.4 children only having 2 myself! Sometimes a short review is refreshing and interesting but these SPRW’s are criminally insane to believe that they write decent reviews and get narked when you rate them accordingly. These people tend to rate you differently to most mainly to annoy you, but little do they know the pathetic little impersonal, non-factual, inaccurate pieces of drivel they post are far more annoying than rating low, changing their All about me’s to include your name or writing silly reviews about how sad I am.
I KNOW I AM SAD I READ YOU FRIGGING REVIEW IN THE FIRST PLACE SO I MUST BE!!!!!!!!!
Phew, that’s better.
Anybody can write whatever they want and that is not my issue, my issue is when they take issue with my issue which is the issues they have!
If you write short descriptive reviews they are U at very, very best and only then if they have some personal insight into the subject. If they are short descriptive reviews with little if any personal information then how the hell can they be any more useful that a pop up advert! GAWD!
THE PERSONAL ABOUT ME MR ANGRY!
People who change their About Me’s to include you, after you do something they don’t like, which is usually rate a review how you see it to be.
Some of the classics are;
“I won’t be bullied!” Then why try and make a fight out of it?
“I won’t lower myself to ***** standards!” No, you will write about me in you profile, duh!
“Some people think they are clever by rating people down!” Erm, clever is writing a review in the right bl***y section under the right bl***y header, you cretin!
Dooyoo is fun and becomes even more fun when the 101’s are unable to accept your opinion as that is all it is, an opinion.
Do I take this too seriously?
Too bl***y right, but where else am I going to get as much fun as I get from these people who take the time out of their precious lives to make my day so much more interesting.
At least two people to my knowledge have even wrote a review about little old me, the marathon man one was hilarious (although that was done when the person was drunk and we are in fact good mates) and the other was a limp attempt at a steak house review which made me chuckle.
101, accept these lunatics for all they are.
Summary: Thank you for making the dull days brighter.