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Room 101 |
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04.07.07 (191 review reads) |
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Advantages: None
Disadvantages: Useless degenarate idiots
Room 101. I have so many things I would love to put into this imaginary room, but, in the interest of time, I've limited myself to 3.
First into the room is the police quota. I'm fed up of police picking on easy cases usually somewhat pointless to make the statistics look good. For example I once a while ago sent a waterballoon hutling into someone's back window (I must explain I'm a teenager). This I admit was stupid, but when a man nearly runs down several young children in the street and then has the cheek to say they deserved it, I thought I'd get some small payback. Big mistake. Before I knew it I had the police knocking at my door cautioning me for innapropriate and unsocial behaviour. Now what I did was stupid, but for goodness sake have the police nothing better to do then knab kids for lobbing waterbombs. What made it worse is the fact I later found out if I hadn't admitted to doing it and appologised, I would have got away with it. So there's a message for all you kids out there, don't admit to anything. Even if they know you did it, never appologise. Isn't that a great message for our next generation.
My next is the health and safety. I don't knoqw what type of perso it takes to be a health and safety monitor, or frankly why we need them at all, but I want them out. They may well be trying to protect us and I'm sure in their mind they believe they are doing the right thing, but if we have no freedom, what kind of life is that. I know for a fact that last summer rubbish collectors were told they were not allowed to wear shorts incase, and I quote, they scratched their legs or were bitten by an insect, because as we all know, that is the biggest threat to mankind on earth.
My last is simply Gordon Brown. I'm sure most of you out there groaned when you heard that Gordon Brown was finally in No 10. I seriously comtemplated suicide as I watched the TV that fateful morning over a bowl of cornflakes. This man is responcible for one of the biggest miscarriages of justice in history. He effectively stole £100million from pension funds; some would argue the figure is actaully closer to £200million. Whichever is right, that is a collosal bit of thieveing. He's also fickle, spineless and generally useless. The fact we have such a pathetic prime minister is frankly shameful. He stutters and is incapable of making a full sentence without his jaw dislocating, let alone run a country. I beg all of you, when election time comes I can't vote but vote cameron and save us from despair.
Summary: Brown, Health and safety and police quotas
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