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The room of no return!
Member Name: thebigc1690
Advantages: Get rid of bad rubbish.
Disadvantages: Does not actually work, unfortunately!
Room 101 was a great programme and used to have many, many funny guests on it and some of their ideas for what should be thrown into room 101 (a place where bad things stay forever) were brilliant.
Here is a list of things I would wish to see thrown into the room of no return that is room 101.
One of the first things I would banish to room 101 would be people who cannot stay in their own lanes on roundabouts. There is nothing more annoying than those self centred, self important terrible drivers who think they own the road. I would bring back hanging for these bas***ds if I could but as I can't I will simply banish them into room 101.
Number 2 -
Football referees, now I know we need them for the beautiful game to stay alive but I am banking on the possibility that if we banish the ones we have now into room 101 then we will be able to find a new breed of referee that has at least some idea of what they are doing and also they might all play to the same rules because the ones today certainly do not. So let's do it, let's get referees in this room and hope we find a more capable bunch to take their place.
Number 3 -
The monarchy would be next to go, what a pointless waste of space and money these people really are. They swan about from place to place trying their level best to appear important so we will all forget that they are in fact totally useless and what is worse all the swaning about they do is at our expense. They have no idea of what real life is actually like and therefore have no place in the running of our country. The only one of them who deserved any support from the public was the queen mother and as she is sadly no longer with us the rest might as well be gone too. Room 101 for you lot, goodbye!!
Number 4 -
Charities that tell us how much it will cost to help them, I don't know about you but I am sick of those charities that no longer ask for random donations but have now taken to asking for our bank details and regular donations of certain amounts. I have no problems with giving to charities and I have done and still do regularly but I have a major problem with being asked to pledge a set amount to them on a regular basis, this type of thing is turning people against helping charities and should be stopped now and I will do so by banishing them into room 101.
Number 5 -
Petrol taxes, now I am sure I am not alone in this one. The price of petrol as everyone knows has spiralled out of all sorts of control and even though it has come back down a few pence in recent days it is still unbelievably high. There is a reason for this and it is the rising cost of a barrel of oil but no other country is suffering like us and that is because of one thing.... TAX!! The government could simply reduce tax on petrol which is already far too high anyway and we would be back down to some sort of reasonable price for our petrol. Because I know the government won't do this I will simply banish petrol tax into room 101 (say thanks everyone)!!
Number 6 -
Travellers, as a photographer I am sick and tired of going out on shoots to beautiful locations only to find out that the pikies (travellers) have setup temporary home there. What the hell gives these people the right to roll their caravans and camper vans onto pieces of land that they have no rights over, set up camp there and turn the area into a dumping ground until it is not fit to live in then clear off leaving the cleaning up to someone else?? Another group of people I would bring back hanging for but that might be a bit extreme so room 101 will have to do. Right that's the countryside cleaned up what's next?
Number 7 -
Children's TV presenters, having two young kids I have to put up with an awful lot of kids TV, especially on days when I am at home editing photos rather than out taking them. With the exception of the gorgeous Sarah Jane Honeywell from Tikabilla these people drive me mad. I know they are only doing their job and trying to make a living but why do they have to be so bloody cheery and annoying, singing stupid songs and doing the most ridiculous dances you will ever see. AAARRRGGHHH they really grate on me. Into room 101 you lot, wait not you Sarah Jane I have a special room for you!!!
Number 8 -
As you can tell by now a lot of things annoy me and the next one to get thrown into the room of no return will be calories, I live a fairly comfortable life style and I really enjoy going out for meals and when I am at home editing photos there is nothing I like better than to be snacking on Kit-Kats and guzzling coffee, unfortunately I am one of those people who just hear to hear the word calorie and I put on a few pounds, So in order to keep my weight at e reasonable level I have to cut down on things I like and exercise a bit. So it is simple now that we have the ability to make things disappear by throwing them into room 101, in go calories and now we can all eat and drink what we like!
Number 9 -
Speed bumps, whoever decided it was a good idea to start putting these on main roads needs placed against a wall and shot. I have no problem with these on the entrance to parks or other places where it is necessary to be travelling really slowly but on main roads it is crazy. Some of the roads these are on around my way are 40MPH roads, how can you do 40MPH over these things (well my Alfa Romeo cant anyway, not without taking off), they should either change the speed limits to much lower if they feel that is what is needed or remove these bloody things so we can do 40MPH as the road was intended for. Now I know I would never get away with shooting the guy that came up with this idea so I will settle for throwing his stupid bumps into room 101.
Number 10 -
I will make this my last although I could go on all day, I think most people will have stopped reading at around number 2 or 3 so I better hurry up and finish. My last thing for just now would be churners (keeping it topical for this site). The amount of churners on Dooyoo now is unbelievable and becoming very, very annoying. Churners in case there are any reading and don't know what it is, is when a member of Dooyoo or other review sites write dozens of reviews a day one after the other and none of very much substance in order to have their reviews always appearing first on the new review pages or in the case of Dooyoo they can rattle up lots of 50 pence's for these reviews. Dooyoo need to put a stop to this somehow either by raising the minimum word count or by limiting how many reviews one member can write in one day ( I came across one yesterday who had been a member for two days and had written 65 reviews and only rated 1) but until they do I will banish churners to room 101 and we can all use Dooyoo properly again!!
Now as well as being able to keep going all day I also could have added much more serious things to what I would put in room 101, such as rapists, murderers, terrorists and paedophiles but I thought I would keep it light and hopefully somewhat enjoyable!
Thanks for reading
Summary: Would`nt it be great if it was actually this easy to rid the world of bad things!