| Product: |
Room 101 |
| Date: |
02/03/09 (159 review reads) |
| Rating: |
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Advantages: Easier and nicer life.
Disadvantages: none
This is a good one! What a great idea to have a virtual room to stuff all the trash and rot of life into. Mine would have to be the size of a ballroom. Here goes, a list of the stuff I would like to put in there:-
1. All child abuse, in any form, on any level, and the perpitrators.
2. All drug dealers, of all drugs including weed!
3. All drink drivers, who will risk the lives of innocents to save the price of a taxi home at the end of a night out.
4.Greedy business men, including bank managers who pay themselves huge sums of money and retirement settlements. Sitting on their vast fortunes to the detrement of the underlings who have worked beneath him/her.
5.All tyrants and world leaders who believe they are God and invincible! Who drag down their poor countries and sap the life blood out of their people.
6.Cheap and nasty TV channels that make you want to bring back good old
Mary Whitehouse values to our telly programmes.
7.Plastic celebrities whose only claim to fame is the fact that they look like barbie dolls. They cant string a sentence together never mind produce any talent.
8.Opening a new magazine to read and having half a dozen or more useless pieces of paper float to the floor, the usual junk type stuff advertising old ladies shoes, or double glazing. I usually shake them out in the shop and leave them on the shelf!
9.Dogs that bark incessantly, day and night, driving all around to distraction and making it impossible to enjoy a rare relaxing hour or two in the garden.
10. Lousy drivers who cut your up on roundabouts or overtake on a bend.
Riskers of life and limb who care not a jot for anyone but themselves.
11. People you hold shop doors open for who dont even acknowledge you exist! And others that return a smile with a scowl, and make you feel stupid.
12. All racial haters who think they are superior to other races and colours.
13. Most types of junk food (ie donner kebabs) that clog up people arteries and cause serious health problems.
14. Leaflets left under car wipers while one is shopping.
15.Canvassers trying to get you to join a catalogue or buy a mobile phone.
16. Having store cards offered in almost every shop you visit
I could go on forever with this but I think I have said enough, dont want to bore you. I think my ballroom is getting a little crowded already!
Summary: Would need a ballroom to fit them in!
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- 30/03/09 well said! |
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- 21/03/09 I wouldn't disagree with a single one of these!! |
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- 19/03/09 I'm with you on all those.....for me re: no.9 it's screeching, football kicking, trampoline-bouncing kids. |
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