ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE ME FROM BEHIND.......MATRON? (Room 101)

Member Name: paulyvous

Product:	Room 101
Date:	05/10/09 (105 review reads)
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Advantages: NONE

Disadvantages: LOTS

I could just simply stay on this subject for ever.... Maybe I will. Let's start with

BAD DRIVERS:

The one that gets my blood squirting out of every orrifice has to be the drivers' who come up far too close from behind..... Now I'm pretty laid back about most things. The beloved one would go as far even to call me 'docile'.....That's a compliment believe me! A driver coming right up to my bumper is like the biggest bore at a party marching over and invading my own personal space so we're nose to nose like eskimoes! He's also got the worse case of halitosis known to mankind and can strip paint with his breath from 50 yards away!
I do the usual road rage body language which makes me feel a little better. The five star treatment would involve their cars being mechanically squashed into an oxo cube- while they're still in it! This is then booted into Room 101

That really does feel better! This is like therapy but a lot cheaper.

The wife can make me mad with her car exploits. You've heard of MIRROR, SIGNAL, MANOUVRE. With Joanne it's MIRROR, SIGNAL, MASCARA
It's taking multi-tasking to the limit! She actually drove slowly through Asda car park once applying her make-up.... I'll have to stop this one now. I'm getting mad thinking about it and we're in the same building!

Actually I saw her with the bonnet open once looking into it. I said to her if you're looking for windscreen fluid reservoir....ha ha ha..... well there's more chance of me finding The G- spot......ha ha ha. Who's docile now then hey?........ Actually looking back, I didn't really have the last laugh there..
Been told it's bedtime.. I'll sneak another one in asap.

Summary: FIT SEMI AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUN TO EXHAUST!