Wow what a chance of a lifetime to be able to bin all be it imaginary all the things you hate. I have read some of the other opinions on this new topic and there are some really good ones there so here is my list of all the things that I would love to bin in Room 101.

1.The first thing that I would love to bin would have to be all those embarrassing photos of me as a kid that my mother even to this day insists on flashing around to my new partners or friends.
Yes we all have some childhood photos we are very ashamed of and my most embarrassing has to be the one of me naked in a paddling pool peeing over the side because I was to lazy to go to the loo.
My mum thinks it’s hilarious but I must say the humour in it is lost on me lol.

2.Next would have to be my ex who decided that I was to good for her and that I deserved someone better but she still took the house the car and my children and left me with nothing. No that’s a lie she left me a pot to cook in or piss in should I ever be in a paddling pool lol. (Sorry very crude)

3.Connie from AOL has to be binned she is extremely annoying and always seems to pop up when you least expect it and then is impossible to get rid of, hold on that sounds like my mother lol.
No I love my mum really but Connie has to go not much help and very annoying.

4.Traffic Wardens anyone agree lol. Of course you do we have all had a bad experience with one and how many times have you had to pay out for the slightest misjudgement in parking just so they can push up their commission.
It seems to me that once they start writing they find it impossible to stop so the issue of pens to them should go with them lol.

5.The Welsh sorry but the accent annoys the hell out of me and I’m afraid that is all I can say on here as I my be punished lol. Oh and by the way did you know it’s legal to kill a Welshman in Cheshire as long as it’s with a crossbow and from 100
yards?

6.President Bush has a place reserved in that dark pit of Room 101 a truly crazy man with crazy ideals and the scariest untrustworthy face I have ever seen. All this and a man that loves to execute people whether guilty or not. Probably enough said about BUSH MK II.

7.Wigs are a defiant Room 101 candidate have you ever seen a good-looking wig? I thought not and exactly my point go bald gracefully. The desire to put what looks like a dead cat on your head is something I may never understand well I hope not anyway lol.

8.Visits from those annoying Sunday morning doorknockers yes we all know who I mean. After a good night out and a dreadful hangover the last thing I want is someone preaching at my door so a trap door to Room 101 if anyone has one please.

Well this concludes a list, which may well upset a few people, but hey I am as honest as the day is long and you will just have to accept that lol.

I hope that you have enjoyed this opinion and for all those who have not had any comments from me lately expect some now as I am back and badder than ever after 2 weeks in Egypt but that’s a whole different opinion so speak soon.

Mark