Sometimes i want to kill (Room 101)

Member Name: pablodiablo

Product:	Room 101
Date:	06/03/02 (63 review reads)
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Advantages: help to release some pent up anger by punching things

Disadvantages: These people are evil

Room 101 meet cinema spoilers, cinema spoilers meet room 101, i hope you enjoy each others company. I enjoy going to the cinema, a little too much probably but it is the only enjoyment i get sometimes. I even have one of those passes for my local cinema , £9.99 a month for unlimited cinema. So i choose which film i will see and find out what time it is on. Then i will drive to the cinema, allowing time on my journey to get there, get parked and get my ticket. I then will take my seat, normally to the rear of the auditorium and await the movie.

The lights go down the adverts start, the trailers come and go and the no smoking/talking/mobile phone messages pass me by. Eventually the film begins, then something happens, somebody opens up a bag of sweets wrapped in bloody tinfoil or something and a group of about ten people all come in together stumbling to find seats, laughing and giggling. When they find a seat it is in the row directly infront or behind , they slowly manouvre themselves so they are sat right in front of me. Unpacking their picnic and laughing about how james fell up the step and talking about the journey they make me miss the first moments of the film. Still they continue shuffling and swapping seats thinking that they are the only people in the cinema or that everybody paid to see them not George Clooney. Then the crowning moment of the whole god forsaken experience, the mobile phone goes off, everyone in the group erupts into laughter as the phone owner scrambles for their phone either kicking me in the back or obscuring my view even more.

There really isn't anything positive i can say about people like this, i truly would like to break someones neck sometimes, like arnold schwartzenegger when he was hard. One thing why must people go to the cinema in huge groups? its hard to find the right amount of seats, its noisy and disruptive and pointless. Why must people insist on having their tea at the cinema? EAT AT HOME FOR GODS SAK
E! CINEMA HOTDOGS TASTE AND SMELL LIKE SHIT!. Eating sweets wrapped in celophane all tied up in a bag that you have to open in a quiet bit. Turn your bloody mobile phone off, it tells you to in big bloody letters on the screen at the beginning, oh i forgot YOU MISSED THE BEGINNING BECAUSE YOU WERE ABOUT 25 MINUTES LATE. I can understand people being a bit late, coming in just after the lights go down, i even do it myself from time to time but if it says the film starts at four o' clock TRY TO SET OFF BEFORE 4 O' CLOCK. Some people must set off at the time the film is advertised to start, thinking that they have transporters out of bloody star trek.

God I hate going to the cinema sometimes.

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