These things smell worse than a big fresh horse poo!!! (Room 101)

Member Name: nednod

Product:	Room 101
Date:	08/04/02 (543 review reads)
Rating:

Advantages: Nothing, there's just nothing, it's stupid, there is no advantages what so ever, it's unbelievebly bad, the advantages have just disappeared.

Disadvantages: Hello, my name is Ned

Hello ladies, you know something, I'm a mean machine and thse things are going into the room, 'cause the Big Ned Bowski said so, cheers.

1. Smelly people.

No one likes a bad smell, they make you breathe through the mouth, but that's to tiring, so you breathe through your nose, but it smells. For example:
Your sitting on a bus, when suddenly an overweight, teenage boy who obviously hasn't had a wash for ages comes and sits his big bum next to you. You're surprised he hasn't got big sweat marks under his pits, he makes you feel sick, and his occasional grunts do not help. You move up a bit, to get away from this monster, yet he takes this as a sign for him to move up as well, closer to you. You are now squashed, and have a smell like a 30 stone man has just sprinted the London marathon, and came and hugged you. Your stomachs last entry is swirling around as if there's a big tornado in it, and you try to get off the bus as quickly as possible, even though you 5 miles away from your stop.

2. Smoking.

For Gods sake I know it's "your life", and you can "do what you want with it." You bunch of idiots, smoking is paying to kill yourself, that's fine by me, go kill yourself. It's when a skinny, 40 year old man, sporting a mullet, and a fake leather jacket, decides to come and have a smoke next to you. Get lost you stupid prat. It's now not just your life, but ours as well your affecting. You don't even put the remains in a bin, but stamp it out on the floor.
Another reason is that it causes fires, and I don't like fires.

3. Boy/Girl Bands.

There are two kinds of people that like these people, young girls, or gay men. Nothing is good about them, they don't sing live, their songs are annoying, and usually not even their own. The worst thing about them though is their concerts. It was sometime around Christmas when I saw a bit of Steps live,
what a treat. Between songs their mikes would be turned on, with the most annoying person of the band saying something like, "I'm a big idiot who deserves a big fat slap," H in this case. After this, their mikes would be turned off, and their CD would start, shut up you annoying prats.

4. Linkin Park, Sum 41, Alien Ant Farm, and other bands like that.

They're about __________ this much better than no.3, but they still deserve to go in. Their only better because they play their own instruments, play live and don't have five-year-old girls screaming at them, but their still poo.

5. People on dooyoo who say they're here for fun, not the money.

No, no one on dooyoo comes for pleasure; we want money, that's the whole point in it. The only time you would get someone here for pure pleasure would be someone who's:
a) An idiot
b) Nice, and you hardly ever get a truly nice person, every one in a million maybe, someone like Mother Teresa, but why the hell would they come on here, they would be giving lots of money to homeless people, or something like that.

6. People on dooyoo who have wrote more ops than they've read.

You rate someone's op because you want a read back, but these retards come on here and just write 76 words on shampoo. If we got rid of them, we would get more money, wouldn't we?

7. Ops that don't get crowned/don't get read much.

Money Money Money,
Must be funny
In a rich mans world

8. Lessons at school were it's boring.

You've been at school for 3 hours, and you get a lesson like maths, I admit it, I'm great at maths, but it's so boring. Especially if you get a teacher like mine.

9. Spots

They make you look ugly, they sometimes hurt. The only good thing is that when your bored, you can pick them, but then it sometimes leaves a scab.

10. Fatness

Now und
erstand this, I'm not putting fat people in, nor do I have a problem with it, more that some overweight people have a problem with it. This can lead to diseases; I've forgot there names but it's bad.

11. Skinniness

It's just ugly, and it makes chubby people starve themselves. People like Christina Aguilera.

12. Religion

I know how serious it is. People dedicate their whole lives towards it. But it seems to create so much bad things- War for example. It also creates a boring lesson at school. If God is so great, and the perfect person, why does he think he's so good, and make people do what he says. Why don't we all worship someone like Dean Malenko?

13. Homelessness (if that's a word)

No one likes being really, really cold, sleeping on something that's really, really uncomfortable. Millions of people live homeless, wouldn't it be good for no one to live without a home. It would also eliminate anyone coming up to you in the street and asking for some spare change, though it would take away the satisfaction when you give 50p to them and they say, "cheers, have a good day."
Many people on dooyoo say we should shoot all homeless people, they should be put into room 101 for being big idiots, and very mean, nearly as mean as me.

14. Bullying.

It's not very nice, even sometimes makes some people cry, and that's horrible.

15. Mood swings from your mum/dad.

It's really not very nice having someone shouting at you, really loud from about 50cm away, it sometimes makes my ears hurt. It's even worse when you haven't done anything, but they still don't believe you.

16. People who think your lying just because you're smiling.

What the hell are they talking about, I can lye just as good not smiling as I can smiling. It's just so annoying, don't you just want to hit them really, really hard,
Dean Malenko style.

17. Phone calls from people you don't know.

If it's for your mum, dad, brother or sister it's not nice, picking up the phone to someone you don't know. It's even worse if you think their a boy, when their a girl, or tell who ever it's for it's Teresa, when really it's Tessa, and they pick up the phone and start speaking to Tessa, but calling them Teresa, how embarrassing.

18. Marmite

I would say it tastes like dog poo, but I haven't ever tasted dog poo, so I'll say it tastes really, really bad.

19. Manchester United, and most of it's fans.

They seem to beat most people, which is annoying since nearly all their players are big prats, the Neville brothers for example, and they're fans are usually big headed. They seem to be not doing so well this season though, yesssssssssssssssss.

20. Rashes.

They itch, look horrible, then flake off all over the carpet, or were ever you are, yuk.

21. Most garage and rap music.

Talking over a beat is not something to be proud of, a few artists not to go in here, because they're cool, and I know about cool, are:
The Streets
Busta Rhymes, because he raps really, really quickly.
The rest goes in, it's rubbish, it's just boring.

22. Mosquitoes.

They suck your blood, spread diseases and really, are just one massive, and I'm talking Dean Malenko massive, pain in the bum. They also itch afterwards.

23. People who say wrestling is rubbish because it's not real, then they go and watch Eastenders, or Coronation Street, or some other rubbish like that.

What the hell are you talking about, they're not real either. In fact, at least on wrestling they still actually do loads of the stuff, yet in soaps they're just actors.

24. Old people, lets say 70+, apart from the kkkkkrazy ones, like Dean Malenko.
r><br>They're just so annoying; I don't know what's their problem. Your trying to walk QUICKLY through town, and there's all these old people, either walking really slowly, or not walking at all, blocking up your way, however, your scared that they might fall over and break their back if you push through, and if you say excuse me, really loud, they don't hear you, because their deaf.

25. Losing.

Nobody likes it, innless your getting paid to lose, which in that case you like it because your dreaming of all the different ways you can spend that £3.67.

26. Getting up in the mornings.

I'm thinking of all the slobs out there this time, because I love getting up in the morning, 7 o'clock every day, go out for a 8 mile jog, then lift some 26 tonne weights, a few thousand times. I'm just being kind, and considerate.

27. Rich people who don't give any of their money away, to charities, or just to me.

They have all this money, sometimes billions of it, and what are they going to do with it, nothing. Just leave it in their own private bank, while millions of people, have none of the stuff.

28. Work on computers, which get deleted, when you've written loads, and loads of words.

Noooooooooooo, it's sooooooooooooo annoying, you've spent hours, hours writing something, when suddenly the computer freezes, and it's even worse when you save it, but it's still not on your computer.

29. Cats.

They scratch, bite, and don't even make a good noise. I mean, what kind of a noise is meow, at least dogs go woof, this is house cats, Tigers are just too scary to go in, and other big ones, like lions.

30. Harry Potter, the movie.

It's terrible, the kid actors are just so annoying, you want to smack them, really, really hard, just to shut them up. Hagrid's good though, so he doesn't go in.

31. High pitched s
creams, usually from girls, unless you're Chyna.

They're so annoying, and some times give you a headache, which just isn't nice. The girls don't have to go in, just the screams, maybe give them the Tom Jones effect. That would be good.

32. A few wrestlers.

The Hardy Boys- they're rubbish, they throw themselves off things high up, so what, Dean Malenko could do that if he wanted, but he doesn't want to.

Essa Rios- His moves are rubbish, like the Hardy Boys really.

Chris Jericho- He's rubbish, and his voice is annoying, a big no no in my world.

33. Mould

It makes your food taste horrible, why else would I put it in.

34. People who don't like Dean Malenko.

I don't think they'll be many here; he's so great, I think everyone likes him.

35. The thing were you copy from Word to dooyoo, and it turns some of your punctuation, into ?s.

There we go, not all of my hates, I can't be bothered to put them all in. Cheers Big Ears.