room 10blonde (Room 101)

Member Name: mr blonde

Product:	Room 101
Date:	23/04/02 (53 review reads)
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here we go again, another review from mr blonde, where i get to have a go at things i dislike, hmm, could be here for a while hehehe! This is my kind of review subject, i get to put things in room 101, and to be perfectly honest, i wish i had thought of looking into speakers corner a lot earlier, there are some far more inspiring articles in here than most other sections of dooyoo.

Firstly i would put child abusers in there, they make me physically sick, and every single one of them should literally be hung, they are the lowest of the low, and that is all i have to say on that matter.

Secondly, anbd slightly more light hearted than the first, i would put Everton in there, most of the time, i follow the typical Liverpool fan thought that i would like Everton to stay in the Premiership, but they always say how much they want Liverpool to do badly. Well, this time i am going to say i want Everton to go straight down, and be relegated to room 10blonde, just to even the score a little!

Thirdly, i think i will put all forms of pop, garage, r'n'b, hip hop, rap, and all that other crap, into the pit of oblivion. This is because for the last 2 years of my life i have had to tolerate that rubbish, something i believe is called torture, when you consider the last cd i bought was the Nickelback Silver Side Up album, not exactly pop as you can see.

Hear Say. Yes i kow that technically they come under pop, but i am talking the actually pop manufacturing part of the industry, and these are about as manufactured as you can get. Let's face it, how can anyone possibly call a group that can't sing live, does not write thier own music, and was put together by the process of elimination, how can anyone say they are talented? This is the case with far too many groups lately, and that is the side of the music i want to put in there, not so much the artists, they are generally just gormless idiots, but the actually manufacturers t
hemselves.

How many items can i check into the room? well, i suppose i can throw a few more in, as much as i could stay here all day and throw all kinds in there.

Next item on the agenda has got to be micro scooters, how dam annoying are they!!!! You walk around town, and all of a sudden some little squirt come hurtling past you on some farting little piece of metal with wheels, and nearly takes away your privelage to walk. I have worked in 2 shops that sell them, and for the amount that get returned, i would say they are also a health hazard.

Hmmm, let me think, i would say brussell sprouts, but i know others have already mentioned them, ahhhh stuff it, they can go in there aswell, whoever created them had a sick imagination. All the rancid tatse at christmas, and all that time of the loo, i think they could find a happy home in room 10blonde personally.

The sport curling, that can definately go in. Let's face it, exactly what is the point in that sport, it is boring, you get cold, and i dread to think by how much the BBCs viewing levels drop when that is on during the winter olympics.

I will add to my review french teachers, i haven't had a french lesson in 2 years and hopefuly i won't ever have a nother one again, the teachers are generally rubbish, they just go off on one talking the language, and then expect you to translate easily what they have said.

I think i will add coldplay, because they are all yellow, actually, it is because as far as i am concerned, the music of theirs that i have heard, all sounds the same, as does travis, and as does the jeep album from stereophonics (too similair to performance and cocktails).

I will throw in crappy "new metal" bands. We are talking the likes of Korn, Slipknot, that kind of rubbish, there are times and places to screech and scream, however they seem to think that those times and places are on their albums.

Radio
DJs can go in room 10Blonde, simply because they are often egotystical, wittless teenyboppers (Mark ad Lard of Radio 1 are excused on this occasion, they play the odd god song). Lets face it, waking up to bigmouth on radio 1 each morning, ot the nicest of things to do.

Commercial radio stations, too many adverts, curse you commercial stations grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Junk mail in e mails, i don't need a penis extension, i am happy with what i already have, i don't want to pay lots of money for porn, i can download it whenever i like, and there are loads of free sites anyway.

Junk mail in magazines. Competitions where it costs you 9 quid to phone up and claim biro, yeah, that makes a lot of sense to me. Plus you open the magazine, and they fall out and go everywhere.

Ex girlfriends when you bump into them in the high street, there is a big silence before she introduces you to Hans, the swedish porn star and the current object of her desires. Or if you hug, and it feels really awquard, before it leads to "so, how are you, we haven't spoken in ages" and what you are thinking is "yeah, that was the plan".

Slow processors and internet connections, there is nothing more boring than waiting for web sites to load, or music/videos etc to download, bring on broadband, that is what i want, and if i get my way, that is what i will soon have i hope. Slow processors are just annoying because you are playin a game, and you have to have it in a lousy resolution because the processor can't cope with anything more detailed that 800x600.

Right, i think i will leave it at that, i could think of a hundred things more, but i have waited a while to get these opinions out onto the internet. Dooyoo i salute you for giving me the chance to write this review thankyou!!!

I apologise to people who think what i have just done is a quick update, i would say i have added a fair few more things that
i never got the chance to first time round though. Cheers for reading anyway though :)

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