Five Things I Hate (Room 101)

Member Name: Hunting_Bears

Product:	Room 101
Date:	02/07/03 (224 review reads)
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Advantages: things can be got rid of

Disadvantages: they might not get put in

People often say to me 'Hunting Bears why don't you write an opinion on Room 101 I'm sure there are lots of things you hate and would love to see banished into that room that fills people with dread'. I replied 'I can't be bothered because it wouldn't actually get rid of the things I hate'. But I'm at a point in my Dooyoo life (a big 72 opinions I think) and I want to have a little fun. I have written many crown-nominated reviews in the past year and joined in April 2002 and now it's time to write a few opinions on politics (Euroland and War always ends in tears' and now my attention turns to Room 101.

Deciding what to put in this room has been very hard but I managed to whittle it down to five hates that I would love to see cast into oblivion without a 'bon voyage' or 'good luck'.
So here are my top five most hatred, annoying and pointless things that exist and I would like to see erased. Please give me some comments in the box so I can see if people agree or not.


1. Flies

Where I am currently living in Manchester close to my university is the wonderful community of Hulme, it's got great community spirit and a shitload of flies, big ones, small ones, green and black. I hate them with a passion, they are disgusting little blighters who I actually think are waging a personal war against me. I hear you yell but what about insecticide? Well Hulme is the home of a lot of hippies who would cry their little hearts out if one of Earth's creatures were massacred, no matter that they are shiteating parasites (the flies not the hippies) so the local council will not dare incur their acoustic guitars and wrath. The flies are in there millions and I am not kidding anybody, I am talking about an inner city estate not the Sahara, you can't walk a millimeter without flies buzzing around your head. They are horrid, horrid, horrid and they must be put in Ro
om 101.


2. Christian Fundamentalists

These people are beyond evil, simply as that really. To believe in the literal meaning of a book like the Bible that must have at least a thousand authors (but it somehow manages to be the word of God) is just absurd. But these die-hard Godists were put on this earth to annoy the rest of us. They call around your house trying to convert you but they are a bunch of hypocritical bastards. I still cannot comprehend the mindset of these people they preach hatred and racism but its okay because 'It's all in the Bible'. When was the last time a Hindu or Buddist came around to your house and tried to get you to convert, in my hometown of Warrington, Cheshire we live in a quiet little suburb and it seems that this is their primary stomping ground. With their nice clean Christian suits and appallingly bad leaflets preaching 'God is Love' and 'Paradise on Earth' are they all high on acid?

These evil people with their serial killer smile's and wholesome white anglo saxon looks once tried to spark up a conversation (big mistake I was watching the Simpsons which is a Holy event for me). Two American's asked me 'Wouldn't you like to know what happens after you die?' I stood in silence refusing to make eye contact, he continued 'The lord takes us and shows us Paradise. There is life after death my friend (and he knows this because?), can we come in and preach the word of the lord?' I smiled and slammed the door and returned to 'The Simpsons'. Christian Fundamentalists and Nazi's are on equal pegging on the 'Martyn Brown All-time Evil Poll' (a joint second) first place was awarded to God.


3. Mobile phones

Possibly my biggest technological hate, we the public, have been duped into thinking we need to urgently talk to one another in public, in the cinema, on a train full of people. I am not a technoph
obe I'm only 23 and I love computers, playstations and digital cameras but mobile phones, no. The public is constantly bombarded with phone adverts, deals, smaller phones, cameras, microphone's so you take a shit and still talk to your friend about going out later on in the evening. The market for mobile phones is obscene, we don't need to talk to people that much. I hate it when people talk to people on phones in public they power walk and yell to the entire world completely banal, pointless things like 'I'll be there in one minute' or 'Tell Donna that I am not going out tonight, wait it doesn't matter I'll be meeting at the pub in five minutes'. Those are actual statements I have heard. I just want to grab the phones out of people's hands smash them on the ground. I can understand people having phones for business purposes but no body else really needs them. Every person who says 'Yes but what would you do if something bad happened and you needed to call 999?' 'Hello what did people do ten years ago?' Or 'Before they became so cheap that Joe Dole could get afford to get one out of his social security and still have enough money to head down the pub and drink all his money away?' Mobile phones are evil, wake up call Britain we are being duped big time.


4, Australians


I have a major problem with a lot of these White European second generation types who hate England when they don't understand that they came from there. It also goes deeper than that and I don't hate them personally it's just I hate their culture (or lack of it). Australians revel in being common, being the best at sport, living in a man's world of beer and sport. They are incredibly racist to all foreigners not just the usual targets and they live in such a beautiful country and they treat the original residents like pieces of shit. My brother's girlfriendis an Auss
ie and she's nice and my brother lived out there for a year. They have a sense of superiority when they don’t have anything to boast about. Nice country shame about all the white trash who think they are somehow different to us.


5. The Teletubbies

My god what tripped out drug addict conceived these fucking things? Instead of making this puerile rubbish why not try and educate youngsters. What is the point of the show? Nothing I can think of? The program is an abomination and those idiotic multicolored freaks should be made to do a tour of Afghanistan where hopefully they will catch dysentery and die alone in a cave with Osama. Or they can go in Room 101.

Things that almost made the list:

George W. Bush
Insurance adverts
Bob Monkhouse
Today with Des and Mel
Paul McCartney

Here is a joke about Heather Mills (or Mrs Macca)

Did you know that Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane for her birthday? And for the other leg he got her a lady shaver.

Hope you enjoyed my little complaining opinion. Ciao! (mildy subversive)

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