Its only 'Fools and Osbournes'!!! (Room 101)

Member Name: Emma1973

Product:	Room 101
Date:	22/12/03 (70 review reads)
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Advantages: Trying to think......, Nope, none

Disadvantages: The world would be a much better place without them!

I?ve tried to steer away from subjects like this after my rather ?controversial? yet hilarious op on ?There should be a law about that?, honestly some people just cant see the humour in old ladies! But finally I?ve had enough! There are just some things I?ve had enough of and I want rid of them!

My first is known to everyone, every time I turn on the telly she?s there! Its Ms Linda ?nobody will hire me to decorate their house anymore so I have to sell my ass on telly? Barker! She is one of the original designers on Changing Rooms, obviously her business went down the pan with too many brown Oriental/60?s eclectic fusions! Now she?s everywhere, the DFS adverts were bad enough but now we?ve got those Currys ?Always cutting prices? adverts, I?ve had enough I want to scream! Mrs Barker is on other, equally as rubbish adverts, chat shows, advice columns, and magazines. I?m sick to death of her ?natural? blonde hair, big vacant eyes, cheery, bushy tailed smiling bad acting and that bleeding snip snip action. Enough already!

Next up and appropriate for the time of year is the ?Bah humbug? complainers. Sat on the bus, in a shop, in restaurants all you hear is people complaining ?too many people in the shops, too commercialised, too much shopping, too expensive, too much hassle? Shut up?! You know the problem? Everybody likes getting present they just don?t want to bother and buy other people them for others. Its receiving and GIVING, not sitting around whilst your mum rushed around buying your socks! Heavens above you can go to your supermarket and buy everything now 24 hours a day. Even if you are short of cash, a nice box of chocs with a card is heartily appreciated, I always think its how much effort you put into it, does it really take that much to take it out of the bag and stick a bit of paper on it? My God, its only one day, quit complaining!

First bus! We are not supposed to have monopolies in Britain but obviously no one told Bristol Fir
st bus that. I?ve already written an absolutely scathing review on them so I wont go into too much detail, lets just say, late buses, expensive, cutting services, dirty old machines, rude bus drivers. Now on a usual quiet day I can get to work in 40 minutes which includes a change of bus (15 in a car), well last week on an absolutely packed, late, dirty, no heating bus it took 2 hours, yes hours! I tell you, when I pass my driving test I?m never getting on a bus again!

I?m prepared to take the flak on this! Its ?Only Fools and Horses?. Its had its day, its funny the first 4 or 5 times you see it, but now its just tedious, it seems wherever the BBC has a spare slot it shoves it in there. And Christmas isn?t about the Batman and Robin episode you know. Its like Fawlty Towers, you know how that seems to be on every week? Well they only made 12 episodes! Actually put both of them in Room 101

Some will agree with the next, some will deny they ever partake. I live near a fairly small nature reserve in the heart of Bristol, it overlooks Bristol and is a great place to watch fireworks from. There?s badgers and deer there, the kids love playing and exploring there, walkers and conservationist potter around, even mountain bikers push around up there. Unfortunately many people appear to think it?s a dogs toilet, after all dog poo is so disgusting they don?t want it in their back gardens so they prefer to spread it where other people go. I haven?t decided if its worse in the grass or right in the middle of the pat where you?re not expecting it. Do they pick it up? Do they buggery! Therefore its ?dogs backsides?, I think it should be obligatory for all dogs to wear dog nappies whilst in public and I know you can get them. Yes they might be inconvenient and look stupid but if they prevent one person getting toxicaracanis (blindness caused by worms in dog faeces) its worth it.

More flak coming my way! Tis the child actors in the Harry Potter films, whe
re on earth did they find this talent less bunch? There is maybe one exception and that?s the kid who plays the hapless Neville who has been in the films. The worse is, without exception, Daniel Radcliffe who plays the afore mentioned Harry Potter. A stick is less wooden than him, he only has one facial expression and that?s the slack-jawed, eyes wide open, baffled look, be assured this will be his only acting role! The kids who play Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are just as bad, with all the undoubtedly talented kids out there, where did they get this lot?

Split opinions on my last one I?m sure! it?s the ?Osbournes?, together and in their own little selves. Yes the series was funny when it started and we all had a jolly good laugh, but now Sharon?s raucous laugh just goes through my brain, Jack and his ?guess how many drugs I?m taking now? is just tedious, Ozzy?s and his shouting at the dogs is old hat, and as for Kelly Osbourne, why doesn?t someone have her put down? Kelly is probably the worse, with her showing off for the camera like a 5 yr old, gratuitous swearing and general childish behaviour. And we all knew it was only a matter of time before she released a record, of course no one would dare tell her, what with her mother being a very high power in the music industry, that she cant actually sing and the rebellious behaviour that goes with it is more Angelica from the Rugrats than Ms Aguilera!
I will also never forgive them for that god awful song, ?Changes? they?ve just got to number 1, I?m sure its not a sympathy vote after Mr Oz attempted a somersault on a quad bike. It is just the worse song I have heard in years, neither of them can sing and I would rather submit myself to Black Lace?s Greatest Hits on continual loop.
Hope he gets better soon anyway!

Well, that?s just a little insight into some of the things that bug me the most, there are plenty more but this is long enough! I?m sure some will agree, but others will be hor
rified at my audacity, I?m willing to hear all your views!!

And Merry Crimbo to you all!

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