Sawdust is a wonderful thing y’know. I dunno why, I just made that up really. Sawdust gets up me nose and creates those horrible gritty bogies that no one likes to munch on and it spoils the treat you thought you had festering up your nostrils. Actually, sawdust should be banned on that reason and that reason only.

Also, why is sawdust called sawdust, it’s wood dust!

But where would programs like Changing rooms be without sawdust, I mean it has it’s uses doesn’t it, where would these programs be without their good old crappy MDF!?

I also feel sorry for woodchippings, they aint getting much of a look in!