Dooyoo like my opinion? (Writing a Good dooyoo Review)

Member Name: markhobbs

Product:	Writing a Good dooyoo Review
Date:	16/06/01 (27 review reads)
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Advantages: I wrote it

Disadvantages: It doesn't help anyone

How do you go about write a good review for dooyoo? People stop me in the street and ask me that everyday . Well, actually, no .I stop them and ask them to read my reviews. In my experience, they usually don't.

Thus, the first rule is to never stop anybody in the street . And if you must insist, wear a crotch guard. That's normally where the old ladies aim for.

I've also tried to be controversial. But you have to be careful doing this. You should not, for instance, claim that Jesus was a dirty old man who had an unhealthy fixation with late night television. And if you must insist on doing this, you too should wear a crotch guard, nuns are ferocious little creatures when angered.

You would think that using sex would attract some good comments, but no. Perhaps I should been more careful about putting the title 'Liz Hurley in Sex Shocker' down for a review for a well known Hugh Grant film. If you must insist on doing this, make sure to wear thick clothing, Hugh's fans do tend to scratch and pinch.

I tried being funny and witty. People thought I was taking the piss out of Will Self. If you must insist on doing this, drink plenty of fluids, Self's fans tend to be a bit dry in their humour and, indeed, torture methods.

Finally, I tried being good. I couldn't do it and no one liked my reviews. A duck bit off one of my ears. The moral of the story, ducks are stupid, stupid birds,

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