Im a law on to myself so enjoy the sarcasm. (There ought to be a law about that!)

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Product:	There ought to be a law about that!
Date:	18/12/01 (0 review reads)
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Advantages: Its fun

Disadvantages: Mery Christmas to all, And cabbies, And gays

As usual im going to be very sarcastic and cheeky in these ambiguous categories. The cabby will no doubt tell me im a lunatic again but that’s the main reason I do it. No one will escape my sword of ignorance and justice for my new and impending laws.

1) No first year students should be allowed to have sideburns and that genetic flick of hair like a breaking wave above the brow. Also the banning of Indy nights with in three miles of all universities. Its time for rock music and Lycra to once more rule the airwaves and MTV.

2) All cars with shaded windows and roll bars that drive around town centers about twenty times blaring out dance and UK garage music should all be impounded with there dim owners.

3) The use of mobile phones in noisy busy pubs to make poser calls. The person on the other end can’t hear you as you can’t hear them as they to are also in a noisy busy pub. It’s not clever and it’s not cool. Messages are fine.

4) Traffic wardens who hang around parking bays waiting for the hour to click up so the sixty pound can be slapped on the windscreen with the driver no where to be seen.
Everywhere else on the high street there are drivers on double yellows and God knows what breaking the laws. But the wardens are too scared to go near those cars in case they get agro and they done make their quotas.

5) Speed cameras at the bottom of the hill in built up areas designed to relive you off sixty notes. No one can drive down a hill at twenty five-mile and hour. New speed cameras are there to make money out of the hammered motorist who pays %30 of all Britain’s tax suck!.

6) There should be plenty of laws against comedians like David Badiel who start turning up on art shows rubbing their chins being awfully pretentious and git like.(Ok I don’t like him).

7) All projects to benefit from lottery money should have an embarrassing bright pink terminal in the lobby
or reception. Too many posh knob operations receive tons of the poverty tax when none of the users go anywhere near a Camelot machine.

8) Football commentators at the first game in the World Cup that always say this new ball will move around more at altitude. What a load of b******s.

9) Big companies that use monopolies to inflate CD and electrical prices should be made to give us big new year discounts. Even bigger rip of is the music classified as “imports”that isn’t, and is pressed in the UK for a similar price.
Big vitamins companies have been censured by the Euro parliament for just this deception and have copped a billion plus fine. Although that fine money that makes up for some of the cartel really should be paid back to the customers instead of feeding Euro MPs on lavish lunches.

10) Professional footballers interviews should be banned full stop.They have this incredible medium of live TV to eulogize and tell the world what a clever guy they are ,regardless what the papers portray them as.And what do they say,”Well its come across and ive hit it first time”,or “the boss has said go out their second half and pass it”.

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